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                  | Eagle EyeMovie Stats & Links
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                  | Starring: | Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, 
					Michael Chiklis, Billy Bob Thornton |  
                  | MPAA Rated: | PG-13 |  
                  | Released By: | Paramount 
					Home Entertainment |  
                  | Web Site: | www.eagleeyemovie.com |  
                  | Kiddie Movie: | It might make them 
					never use their cell phone again. |  
                  | Date Movie: | She might cuddle 
					with you for comfort or just roll her eyes. |  
                  | Gratuitous Sex: | Nah. |  
                  | Gratuitous 
					Violence: | There's a lot of 
					people who die, but you don't see it. |  
                  | Action: | There are some 
					chases. |  
                  | Laughs: | Only for the 
					absurdity of some of the scenes. |  
                  | Memorable 
					Scene: | Who knew Morse 
					Code could save the world. |  
                  | Memorable 
					Quote: | "We're already in 
					mid-shitstorm." |  
                  | Directed By: | D.J. Caruso |  
                  | Cool Things About the DVD |  
                  | Learn French! | It's got the 
					standard language/subtitle choices. |  
                  | Buy a New TV! | DVD's like "Eagle 
					Eye" are exactly why you should have a big-screen TV! |  
                  | Buy a New 
					Stereo! | See "New TV," but 
					substitute "big-screen TV" with "cool stereo." |  
                  | Anything Else! | The making of, 
					location features, and discussion between D.J. Caruso and 
					John Badham are cool.  It's got commentary as well (I 
					didn't listen to it), a good gag reel, but I already new my 
					cell phone is spying on me. |  |  
						While watching "Eagle Eye" I couldn’t help but wonder if 
					there was a day, a few years ago, when a group of friends 
					were getting liquored up, watching a bunch of movies, namely 
					"I, Robot," "War Games," 
					"The Italian Job," and maybe even 
					"Enemy of the State," and said to each other, in an altered 
					state, "Dudes, we could make a movie combining all of 
					these," and then, you know what, they did. I would toss in 
					"Live Free or Die Hard," only I believe that movie was 
					probably already in development by the time "Eagle Eye" was 
					being drafted, but hey, you can’t say that the "Eagle Eye" 
					tunnel scene isn’t reminiscent of the "Live Free or Die 
					Hard" tunnel scene, just substitute a helicopter for a 
					military drone aircraft?
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							Eagle EyeA Movie/DVD Review
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							|  |  Okay, maybe the premise for the story of "Eagle Eye" 
					wasn’t developed in my fictional universe, but it does takes 
					a lot of premises from a bunch of different movies, with the 
					end result that computers really only do what they are 
					programmed to do. "I, Robot" had the three rules for robots; 
					"Eagle Eye" has the Preamble and Constitution. In the end 
					computers just want to be our friends, and look out for us. In terms of story, for this one you get Jerry (Shia 
					LaBeouf) and Rachel (Michelle Monaghan). They are ordinary 
					people, in fairly ordinary lives, and then, somehow, their 
					lives become intertwined by the voice of a woman who seems 
					to need them to carry out some dastardly deed. The voice 
					dictates to Jerry instructions that get him in a jam with 
					the FBI and then helps him escape from the FBI, while the 
					voice also turns Rachel into a distraught mother with the 
					fear of her son being killed, thus dictating her actions. 
					And as the movie goes along, Jerry and Rachel can’t seem to 
					figure out how this voice seems to be able to control just 
					about every technological part of their lives, from subway 
					trains to street lights, from junkyard robots to power 
					grids, and in the middle of it all, we start to see a plot 
					developing, which we must suppose is some dastardly 
					terrorist plot, but, ahh, other things are at work here. And you know what, I’m not going to directly give away 
					what is directly at work here, although I sort of already 
					hinted at it, only to say that most every aspect of this 
					movie is unbelievable in our world, yet somehow believable 
					if the "ringleader" of this story turns out to be who she 
					is. So, here we go. If you want to totally escape reality, 
					"Eagle Eye" should take you there, or maybe freak you out as 
					to what might be possible in a few years. The weird thing is 
					that I kind of liked it, in the same way I liked the movie 
					"I, Robot," and loved Morgan (Billy Bob Thornton) as the FBI 
					guy who is flustered by technology. There are a lot of 
					things blowing up, you might wonder if someone can really 
					change stoplights at will, who knew that the baggage 
					handling of an area could be so much fun if you aren’t being 
					shot at, and if you live near some electric towers, you 
					might think about moving. As a Chicago person, in a little aside for this review, 
					in the theater I was unsure if I saw it, but thanks to the 
					DVD and slow-motion, at the beginning of the movie there is 
					a helicopter shot of the Chicago El, 
					St. James Catholic 
					Church in Chicago (where I used to go to mass sometimes when 
					I was in college), and 
					Keating Hall, the "sports center" 
					where I used to do a killer can-opener of the high-dive 
					board in the pool at 
					Illinois Institute of Technology, 
					where, yes, I went to college, and also 
					where all of this 
					reviewing stuff began for me. I know it’s dorky, but for 
					me it’s 
					always cool to see things I am totally familiar with in a 
					movie. Anyway, "Eagle Eye" is an action-filled movie with tons 
					of seemingly implausible scenarios, but get the DVD 
					realizing this and you should have a good time on your couch, and sure, 
					you might laugh when some things happen, but hey, that’s 
					what movies are sometimes about. And as hard as this might 
					be hard to believe, I was almost ready to give this movie a 
					4 star rating, until, in Hollywood fashion, the poignant 
					ending I envisioned was changed into a feel-good ending, so 
					I’m dropping it ½ star to 3 ½ stars out of 5 because someone 
					else in this movie should be dead. With that, I was hoping, 
					when watching the DVD, that the alternate ending it 
					contained would be the one I was hoping for, but all it 
					really did was sort of set up a sequel. Blah. And speaking of the DVD, for the movie-geek crowd, the 
					2-disc version does have quite a few extras that are 
					interesting if you love seeing how movies are made, 
					especially mixing in seeing behind-the-scene things on 
					location, a nicely detailed "Making of…" features, and a 
					feature with the Director of Eagle Eye, D.J. Caruso, having 
					a discussion with John Badham, the director of "War Games," 
					with how the movies are similar, yet different. I always love 
					a fun gag-reel and the 2-disc version has it, and as usual, 
					we can see (and be happy) that some scenes were deleted.  
					You also get commentary stuff, if you want it, more scary 
					stuff about your cell phone, and I'm just sad they didn't 
					have an "On Location..." for Chicago.  Oh well, I guess 
					I'll just have to like looking at my old church from above. That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! 
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