By:
The Dude on the Right
As I quickly approach year 41 in my life, yet still act like I’m about 22, I
sing myself
"Happy Birthday" during this podcast because right now I have no birthday
plans. But that’s okay, because now that I’m going to be out of my 40’s,
well, happy days are here again! In anticipation of my birthday, though,
and having to renew my driver’s license, I got a haircut by one of the most
entertaining of people today, she who blamed her "sounding like she was stoned"
on a hoarse throat from a previous cold, as opposed to sounding, well, like she
was stoned because, well, she was a stoner dudette.
But stoner haircutting
dudette aside, I try my best not to make fun of Paula Abdul’s blunders during
the recent "American Idol" and now throw all of my support to Syesha because do
we really want to see a final three of all dudes? And if "American Idol"
wasn’t goofy enough, how about maybe the dumbest contestant in "Survivor"
history, that being Jason who, after witnessing Ozzie be too cocky to play the
immunity idol and getting blindsided, the dude actually trusted the dudettes not
to vote him out, so alas, he didn’t play the immunity idol he found and got
blindsided. I would like to think I wouldn’t be that stupid if I were on
"Survivor," but I’m more confused as to what family member or friend I would
beckon to visit me on some remote island, this being "family reunion" week for
"Survivor."
None of that matters, though, because the coming of my birthday
generally signifies fantastic movies, and for the past many years it has meant a
"Spider-Man" flick. This year has
"Iron Man" opening up, which I almost think I am looking more forward too
than the Spidey flicks. Dudettes, you are lucky, though, because if you
don’t want to see a superhero you can at least go see Dr. McDreamy in
"Made of Honor." In maybe ruining my birthday weekend, I’ll probably
see that movie as well.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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