By:
The Dude on the Right
Here in Chicagoland this weekend, we had some fabulous weather. Saturday
was just a tad cool, but today, Sunday, it was a perfect spring day. So my
choices of the morning were "It’s a beautiful day! I know what I should
do, I should sit in a movie theater for a couple of hours! That would be a
great way to enjoy the weather!" or "It’s a beautiful day! I know what I
should do, I should get out, maybe take a nice walk and smell the flowers!
That would be a great way to enjoy the weather!" Well there wasn’t any
flower-smelling, but I skipped the movies (my choices were "United 93" or
"Friends With Money") and did get to enjoy the weather a bit. But there
was still some work to do, namely finishing our latest episode of "Stu & The
Dude Reviewin’ the Movies for You!" where we did some talk about Tom Cruise and
"Mission:
Impossible III." That’s posted for your viewing pleasure.
As nice a
day today was, my weekend started out in fabulous fashion. I decided to
figure out who my "Celebrity
Love Match" was, and I was very much pleased at the women who would love me.
At the top of the list was Natalie Portman, followed by Angelina Jolie, Mia
Hamm, and Wynona Ryder. I have to say that I find all of those dudettes great and I was pretty excited, waiting for them all to fight over me, until I thought about this a
little bit. Natalie Portman is a reported vegetarian, so I’m wondering
what she would think about my propensity for a decent porterhouse steak once in
a while. I have no idea how Angelina Jolie ended up as a match, although
maybe since she’s a mom now, well, she wouldn’t try to have me carry around a
little vile of her blood. I’m thinking Mia Hamm really wouldn’t be too
proud of my work-out schedule, and being Catholic, would I have to convert to
Judaism for Wynona? I was supposed to try and work on some movie previews
this week, but I think most of my week might be spent trying to track down the
new love’s of my life. I just hope that by the time I find Angelina she’s
already had the baby and has any extra pounds she might have put on worked off.
Oh, and I hope she has her eyesight back because who knows what she sees in that
Brad Pitt dude. Just look at the size of my hands and feet!
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!