The Apple iPhone is Coming June 29th. What Can I Sell?

By:

The Dude on the Right

I’m sitting here watching "60 Minutes" and it’s 6:02 CDT when a new
iPhone commercial
comes on. It goes from watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" on the iPhone, to
wanting calamari, to searching for a seafood restaurant and getting a Google Map
of nearby restaurants, to clicking on the map, and then instantly making a phone
call to the restaurant. The commercial ends stating the Apple iPhone will be
available June 29th.

Rumors have been floating around about the Apple iPhone
release date for quite a while, with most of them stating June 11th was the day,
but all along the Apple and AT&T folks have been stating it will be available in
June.  Well if it’s available June 29th they weren’t lying, and after
seeing the commercial I can’t wait to get one.

I have already justified buying
one in my head, even if I have to sell my foam "Wasted Away in Wrigleyville"
parrot hat from the Jimmy Buffett show at Wrigley Field a couple of years ago. 
I’m sure that has got to be worth at least six hundred bucks by now.  I
suppose I could also auction off my unauthenticated brick from the old Comiskey
Park.  The eBay listing for that would simply state "It is a brick from the
old Comiskey Park.  I swear."

26ish days and counting from today.  I
suppose I could also sell my, well, I wonder how many times they let you donate
per week?

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!