By:
The Dude on the Right
Ryan Seacrest says we must vote, and I’m saying I don’t care how poorly Syesha
might do, but vote for Syesha because do we really want a top three finish of all
dudes? It’s obvious we don’t always vote for the best singers, so for the
love of God, don’t let "American Idol" become a sausage fest!
It’s "Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame" night, which I really don’t understand, except I guess it’s
songs you can pick which are from the R&R HoF. But why are the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame inductions still held in New York City instead of Cleveland
which is where the Rock Hall is located? I guess that is a story for
another time. And Paula must be happy because the format is back to normal
where she only has to do her talking one performer at a time. Hooray!
Let’s go…
1st Round of Songs
David Cook
– Sings "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran
– He is singing okay like he usually does, but he has all of the charisma of,
well, he has none. And why in the hell do you pick a song where the lyrics
we all know are "Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do…", or
something like that.
Syesha Mercado
– Sings – "Proud Mary" by, Tina Turner
– She is so much looking better with the straight hair, has nice gams, and
almost has seemed to have come into her own as a singer and performer and might
now just be the person to be reckoned with if the dudes don’t step things up in
a big way. VOTE FOR SYESHA! Simon didn’t like it, but the heck with
him, every week is a bad interpretation of someone famous. Let’s just
revel in the fact that someone seems to actually want to perform.
Jason Castro
– Sings – "I Shot the Sheriff" by Bob Marley
– Yea, go figure, Jason Castro thinks he can sing Bob Marley. He’s trying
to finally be a performer, but he’s smiling during lines like "I shot him down."
We will see if people don’t give a crap about his singing because if after this
performance he stays alive well, we know all of the stoners are voting in force.
Simon was dead-on with "utterly atrocious" and "the only similarity was the
hair."
David
Archuleta
– Sings – "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King
– He’s still squinting, but at least is trying to perform. I’m not saying
he should get all "crazy eyed," but dude, get used to the lights, open your
eyes, and this performance would have been a hell of a lot better. David’s
singing is good, but he’s still got to learn to work the girls in the front row.
If he worked just one girl to show true confidence with the ladies it would have
been fantastic, and his possibilities would be endless.
2nd Round of Songs
David Cook
– Sings "Baba O’Riley" by The Who
– No, this song is not called "Teenage Wasteland," though many people think it
is, and sadly for David he only had a short amount of time to actually sing this
song. What is really starting to piss me off about "American Idol" is they
are not having the show done so the contestants can actually perform a song.
This is a song that can’t be chopped into pieces for a couple of minute piece.
Ugh, the AI people are ruining this show because I almost thing David could have
made this song great had he not had to chop it up.
Syesha Mercado
– Sings – "A Change in Gonna Come" by, Sam Cook
– Well, Syesha is starting to show she might actually be the person out of all
of these contestants who could actually have a recording career because she was
fantastic. Screw you Randy, Paula loved her, and Simon actually agreed
with Paula. As much as I say VOTE FOR SYESHA!, it might almost be better
if she gets booted so she can get out of the "winner of the "American Idol"
spotlight" and develop a career like Chris Daughtry. In any case, Syesha,
if you do win, don’t let them drag out your career like they did with Jordin
Sparks.
Jason Castro
– Sings – "Mr. Tambourine Man" by Bob Dylan
– He forgot lyrics, he just doesn’t seem to give a damn about being in this
competition anymore, and how in the hell did he even think he could pull off Bob
Dylan and Bob Marley, so if he is not the one getting booted tomorrow we have
found out that this show doesn’t really matter anymore because the public just
likes a pretty boy, or a stoner-looking boy.
David
Archuleta
– Sings – "Love Me Tender" by Elvis "and do we even need to end
that with Presley?" Presley
– Wait a minute, did he just say, or was he mocking me, that "I haven’t really
sung a romantic love song on the stage before?" He’s still squinting, the
little girls and old ladies still probably love him and will text their hearts
out for him, and I’ll give him a few props for changing the arrangement a tad,
or give credit to whomever might have changed his arrangement. Whoever did
the changes knew David would only have a short time to put this song out and
hopefully made it work. David, dude, you still need to learn how to open
up your eyes.
Let’s wrap this up…
All I can say is that the "American
Idol" producer/director/whoever the hell is in charge of this monster is really
screwing this up. I say that because between last week and this week our
contestants don’t actually get to sing, nope, they get to sing a bitty-small
portion of a song instead of actually getting a chance to perform a song.
The culmination of this was David Cook singing the worst, chopped version of
"Baba O’Riley" ever. Idol people, please, stop. Get this show back
to how we loved it in year one and two, because if next season is like this,
well, I don’t know if I can stick with it. "Dancing With the Stars" lost
my viewership, my Mom has already ditched "American Idol," but if you don’t get
back to actually letting the contestants learn to be performers, or at least
sing an entire song, I might be done with it next year.
In any case, VOTE FOR SYESHA! And other than being a dudette, she
actually deserves it.
That’s it for this one!
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
But
The Dude on the Right thinks he can now be a screenwriter for a major Hollywood studio because he figures he can write a generic romantic comedy like "Made of Honor" just by taking aspects from every other romantic comedy he has seen, and not make it even close to how we live in reality.