What’s New? A Movie Review of “Halloween.”

For this movie review of “Halloween,” The Dude on the Right thinks Rob Zombie did a great job with a movie in line with the horror genre of the late 1970’s and early 1980’s, complete with lots of screaming and topless girls, but thinks Zombie missed the boat by not having a full-blown prequel truly detailing the perfect storm of abuse that creates the monster that is Michael Myers.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Senator Craig Teaches Us, Labor Day Weekend Weakens Us, and “The Biggest Loser” Strengthens Us.

The Dude on the Right didn’t get a chance to do his Thursday podcast because he was slacking off watching the Chicago Cubs beat the Milwaukee Brewers. Instead he decided to do a podcast today, on a Friday, and so, for this podcast,The Dude on the Right would like to thank Senator Craig from Idaho for teaching us about some things when we drop the kids off at the pool, is looking to eat like crap for a couple of days, and looks to get back in shape with the return of “The Biggest Loser.
Until then it’s Labor Day Weekend, a time to eat bad food, enjoy the end of summer, and celebrate pregnant women!

Senator Craig Teaches Us, Labor Day Weekend Weakens Us, and “The Biggest Loser” Strengthens Us.

By:

The Dude on the Right

As
we kick into another Labor Day Weekend in the United States, I kicked mine off
seeing the Chicago Cubs defeat the Milwaukee Brewers last night, hence the lack
of a Thursday night podcast.  Thank God I went to yesterday’s game rather
than see the Cubs get shellacked by the Houston Astros this afternoon. 
That means

the podcast is today
, on a Friday.

But as we reflect on the meaning of
Labor Day, mostly meaning that most of us don’t work on Monday, we also have to
thank Senator Craig from Idaho who has taught us straight guys so much,
especially what not to do when we are dropping the kids off at the pool in a
public place, no matter what song might be in our head.  He might have been
able to get out of this without his reported resignation tomorrow, but he forgot
one thing.  My podcast tells you what that might be.

I’ve also been
working on my song parody to "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T’s, but it
still needs some polishing before its unveiling, hopefully next week.  And
speaking of next week, what better time to get back on the exercise and diet
bandwagon than after Labor Day and in conjunction with the return (though
actually a "who is still thin" show) of "The Biggest Loser" on September 4th,
with the actual return on September 11th.

Happy Labor Day, especially you
pregnant dudettes! 

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” Stu Saw “Superbad,” & The Dude Left His Pad.

For this podcast of the latest episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, The Dude on the Right still marvels at how much they fit in with so little time. Sometimes The Dude thinks they should have their own radio show to be able to elaborate more, but for now they talk of “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” “Superbad,” door etiquette, the beauty of Fry’s, Michael Jackson’s parenting skills, cutting grass, Tivos, running down people with a bike, going to Super Target, TV shows coming back in the fall, and they do all of this talking in under 20 minutes.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” Stu Saw “Superbad,” & The Dude Left His Pad.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Sometimes I wonder how we fit it all in, but Stu Gotz is here for another

weekend wrap-up podcast
so let’s get to the summary before your listening
pleasure.

For this podcast the both of us saw "Mr.
Bean’s Holiday.
"  Stu’s perspective is a little different since he has
kids, but we both liked the ending.  Stu finally got to see "Superbad,"
and although Mama Gotz probably won’t admit it, Stu says she sure laughed a lot
and agrees that if we were best friends in high school, that yes, he would be
Seth and I would be Evan.  I question Stu about door etiquette, especially
since I ventured out of The Dude Pad to interact with the outside world, and I
also hoped for a bike accident while I went for a walk.  I also tell Stu
why I think Michael Jackson might actually be a good parent, thanks to seeing
"Rescue Me," and Stu mentions The Gotz’s Sunday Family Ritual, as well as his
grass cutting woes.

But as summer is coming to a close that only means one
thing:  The Fall TV season is almost upon us.  Shows like "My Name is
Earl," "The Office," "The Biggest Loser," and "Survivor: China" are on their
way, I have to prep my TiVo Season Passes, and Stu would like some help with his
TiVo to see if he can really transfer shows to his laptop.  Since I’ll be
back to watching TV again, we’ll have even more to discuss in the fall.

See, I
told you we talk about a lot of stuff!

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What the Hell is an MRAP, and Can We Ship Them via FedEx?

By:

The Dude on the Right

I try not to get political in my blogs, but after reading a story that seems to
have gotten little notice in the press lately, and watching the documentary
"Shut Up & Sing" over the weekend, I thought I would relay something I read,
that as I have kept thinking about it for the last couple of days, it makes me
upset and sad, but mostly upset. My thoughts on "Shut Up & Sing" will wait for a
later blog.

In the

Chicago Tribune on Thursday, August 23rd
, there was a story, sort
of buried, titled "Delivery Lags on Armored Vehicles." Maybe it was the ad next
to the story that initially caught my eye, and then my eye caught the small
story, but there it was, that our United States, supposedly the most powerful
nation in the world, still can’t seem to get things together to protect our
troops in Iraq.

The story, as it turns out, was about the MRAP’s. I didn’t know what an MRAP
stood for, but as I read I learned it’s for "Mine Resistant Ambush Protected"
vehicles. The little article states, "According to the military, no troops have
been killed while riding in one." Finally, a kick-ass vehicle for the good-guys!
The problem is that it’s looking like the goal of getting 3,500 of them to Iraq
by the end of the year isn’t going to happen, instead it’s looking like we’ll be
lucky to get around 43%, that’s 1,500 to you and me, of those life-saving
vehicles, to our troops, by the end of the year.

The story then goes on to state Geoff Morrell, the press secretary from the
Pentagon, said that getting 3,500 of the vehicles to Iraq by year’s end was
ambitious, and that the 1,500 number was more realistic. Who the fuck, and
pardon my French, fed that initial goal? I can understand when your initial goal
is 3,500 and you only reach 3,000 (that’s a touch above 85%), but we’re reaching
less than half? How is that acceptable?  How is 3,500 a goal and 1,500
realistic?  Maybe he should have said "3,500 is a pipe-dream, we’d be lucky
to get 500 over there by the end of the year."  At least then he’d be
telling the truth.

And as disappointed, and mad, that we still can’t do the fundamental things
for our troops that we need to do, and that is get them the equipment, vehicles,
and Silly String (maybe that Silly String thing has been remedied, but I’m too
lazy, right now, to investigate) they need to keep them alive, the end of the
article was the part that really burned my butt, and if true, should burn the
butt of every person in The United States. The end of the article pointed out
that as of now the MRAP’s that do get built are being flown over to the Middle
East to get them to our soldiers as fast as possible. The AP writer who wrote
this article then states that as production increases we’ll probably be sending
them by ship, because we can send more at one time, and it’s cheaper – The thing
is it only takes longer. Go ahead, explain to the mother, father, wife, husband,
child, or friend, of a soldier that dies, that as we have already blown our
budget, that we’ve been spending so much already on our new embassy in Iraq,
that we wanted to save a few bucks by shipping the MRAP’s by boat.  Sure,
the writer stated we’ll "probably" be sending them by ship, and what does he
know, but why the hell shouldn’t we believe him when we can’t reach 50% of our
goal of production?

I tried to do a little internet surfing about the delay of the MRAP’s, but
for the most part, other than Senator Joe Biden’s people figuring out how to get
a high Google ranking for his cause, most of the others were "this, that, or the
other thing" about their delay. One site that does seem to give the best answer
to the problem is at

www.military.com
, but I still wonder why any of the problems they state are
problems at all, when it comes to our troops.

Most of us say that no matter our stance on our going into Iraq that we
always support our troops, and you plaster those magnetic ribbons all over your
car, but our government doesn’t seem to have our side sometimes. I guess at this
point of this blog, if you have made it this far, that no matter if you are
Democrat or Republican, write to your Congressman, Senator, newspaper, that
since our spending is already out of hand, at least send every MRAP by air.
Maybe it is something we can at least do to support our troops, if the MRAP’s
ever do get built, because no soldier should die because we sent an MRAP by boat
to save a buck.  You already spent a buck on that magnetic ribbon, maybe
your money/taxes should be spent better, like actually in a way that could save
a soldier.

I’m sorry for getting political for this blog, but for me, now, the Iraq
portion of this war, which supposedly started with the attack on the World Trade Center, is
such a clusterfuck. Howard Stern apologized to The Dixie Chicks for his initial
support of going to Iraq (sorry, I slightly digress to the "Shut Up & Sing"
documentary), but I have to apologize to my mom for doing the same thing. 
From Day 1 my mom knew better about going into Iraq, but that’s a story for a
later blog.

If you have ever bought one of those magnetic ribbons showing you support our
troops, and even if you didn’t, our government is already spending our money
like it’s candy. Tell them to at least get the MRAP’s over to Iraq as soon as
possible, even if they have ship them by FedEx. There shouldn’t be any MRAP’s
that should float by boat – Fuck the money, we’re already spending it, and it
might just save a life for a change.

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Movie Review of “Mr. Bean’s Holiday.”

For this movie review of “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” The Dude on the Right figures he had to sit through a little over an hour of Mr. Bean just being goofy and filming his travels on his trusty video camera. But it was at that little over an hour mark that all of that goofiness and videotaping payed off and really made The Dude laugh. Funny, though, because the kids in the theater didn’t seem to understand why the adults were now laughing.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Is God Mad at the Midwest, Should I Try Out for “Wheel of Fortune,” and A Dude Named Chicken?

For this podcast The Dude on the Right has his wonderings about why God is mad at the Midwest. He must be mad because why else would there be all of this flooding, rain, and wrath of God stuff? The Dude also dabs a little into Michael Vick, but wonders more if he should try and audition for “Wheel of Fortune” and if he can control his TV viewing in the fall, especially since “Survivor: China” looks to have some good-looking dudettes. The Dude loves his TV.

Is God Mad at the Midwest, Should I Try Out for “Wheel of Fortune,” and A Dude Named Chicken?

By:

The Dude on the Right

As a fan of storms I sort of loved a day like today, and thanks to my power not
going out, I recorded

this podcast
.  But today’s storms made me wonder a bit as to why God
must be upset with us in the Midwest:  Maybe because of a Planned
Parenthood center opening near me, maybe because Ohio might like Hillary or
Barack, or maybe Al Gore is right and it isn’t God.  God must be upset
because when Hurricane Katrina hit, well, some preachers where saying it was God
being pissed at their lifestyle, so I have to think God is causing our flooding
for some kind of reason.

Enough preaching, though, because as this podcast
also touches a little on the Michael Vick dog thing, and the fact you might know
when I win the MegaMillions, I am also being tempted to audition for "Wheel of
Fortune" when it blows through Chicago, and as fall comes, so comes TV again,
and so comes
Survivor: China
, with some cute chicks and a dude nicknamed "Chicken."

Here comes the fall TV season, and I’m getting ready.

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Illegal Aliens, RVing, “Superbad,” and a Cubs Game.

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right give their take on the deportation of Elvira Arellano, how their grandparents learned to speak English, and where is the Dad? Stu also went on an overnight RV trip with the family, The Dude saw “Superbad,” and they both went to a Chicago Cubs game where they can be seen on TV. What a weekend!