Senator Craig Teaches Us, Labor Day Weekend Weakens Us, and “The Biggest Loser” Strengthens Us.

By:

The Dude on the Right

As
we kick into another Labor Day Weekend in the United States, I kicked mine off
seeing the Chicago Cubs defeat the Milwaukee Brewers last night, hence the lack
of a Thursday night podcast.  Thank God I went to yesterday’s game rather
than see the Cubs get shellacked by the Houston Astros this afternoon. 
That means

the podcast is today
, on a Friday.

But as we reflect on the meaning of
Labor Day, mostly meaning that most of us don’t work on Monday, we also have to
thank Senator Craig from Idaho who has taught us straight guys so much,
especially what not to do when we are dropping the kids off at the pool in a
public place, no matter what song might be in our head.  He might have been
able to get out of this without his reported resignation tomorrow, but he forgot
one thing.  My podcast tells you what that might be.

I’ve also been
working on my song parody to "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T’s, but it
still needs some polishing before its unveiling, hopefully next week.  And
speaking of next week, what better time to get back on the exercise and diet
bandwagon than after Labor Day and in conjunction with the return (though
actually a "who is still thin" show) of "The Biggest Loser" on September 4th,
with the actual return on September 11th.

Happy Labor Day, especially you
pregnant dudettes! 

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” Stu Saw “Superbad,” & The Dude Left His Pad.

For this podcast of the latest episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, The Dude on the Right still marvels at how much they fit in with so little time. Sometimes The Dude thinks they should have their own radio show to be able to elaborate more, but for now they talk of “Mr. Bean’s Holiday,” “Superbad,” door etiquette, the beauty of Fry’s, Michael Jackson’s parenting skills, cutting grass, Tivos, running down people with a bike, going to Super Target, TV shows coming back in the fall, and they do all of this talking in under 20 minutes.

What the Hell is an MRAP, and Can We Ship Them via FedEx?

By:

The Dude on the Right

I try not to get political in my blogs, but after reading a story that seems to
have gotten little notice in the press lately, and watching the documentary
"Shut Up & Sing" over the weekend, I thought I would relay something I read,
that as I have kept thinking about it for the last couple of days, it makes me
upset and sad, but mostly upset. My thoughts on "Shut Up & Sing" will wait for a
later blog.

In the

Chicago Tribune on Thursday, August 23rd
, there was a story, sort
of buried, titled "Delivery Lags on Armored Vehicles." Maybe it was the ad next
to the story that initially caught my eye, and then my eye caught the small
story, but there it was, that our United States, supposedly the most powerful
nation in the world, still can’t seem to get things together to protect our
troops in Iraq.

The story, as it turns out, was about the MRAP’s. I didn’t know what an MRAP
stood for, but as I read I learned it’s for "Mine Resistant Ambush Protected"
vehicles. The little article states, "According to the military, no troops have
been killed while riding in one." Finally, a kick-ass vehicle for the good-guys!
The problem is that it’s looking like the goal of getting 3,500 of them to Iraq
by the end of the year isn’t going to happen, instead it’s looking like we’ll be
lucky to get around 43%, that’s 1,500 to you and me, of those life-saving
vehicles, to our troops, by the end of the year.

The story then goes on to state Geoff Morrell, the press secretary from the
Pentagon, said that getting 3,500 of the vehicles to Iraq by year’s end was
ambitious, and that the 1,500 number was more realistic. Who the fuck, and
pardon my French, fed that initial goal? I can understand when your initial goal
is 3,500 and you only reach 3,000 (that’s a touch above 85%), but we’re reaching
less than half? How is that acceptable?  How is 3,500 a goal and 1,500
realistic?  Maybe he should have said "3,500 is a pipe-dream, we’d be lucky
to get 500 over there by the end of the year."  At least then he’d be
telling the truth.

And as disappointed, and mad, that we still can’t do the fundamental things
for our troops that we need to do, and that is get them the equipment, vehicles,
and Silly String (maybe that Silly String thing has been remedied, but I’m too
lazy, right now, to investigate) they need to keep them alive, the end of the
article was the part that really burned my butt, and if true, should burn the
butt of every person in The United States. The end of the article pointed out
that as of now the MRAP’s that do get built are being flown over to the Middle
East to get them to our soldiers as fast as possible. The AP writer who wrote
this article then states that as production increases we’ll probably be sending
them by ship, because we can send more at one time, and it’s cheaper – The thing
is it only takes longer. Go ahead, explain to the mother, father, wife, husband,
child, or friend, of a soldier that dies, that as we have already blown our
budget, that we’ve been spending so much already on our new embassy in Iraq,
that we wanted to save a few bucks by shipping the MRAP’s by boat.  Sure,
the writer stated we’ll "probably" be sending them by ship, and what does he
know, but why the hell shouldn’t we believe him when we can’t reach 50% of our
goal of production?

I tried to do a little internet surfing about the delay of the MRAP’s, but
for the most part, other than Senator Joe Biden’s people figuring out how to get
a high Google ranking for his cause, most of the others were "this, that, or the
other thing" about their delay. One site that does seem to give the best answer
to the problem is at

www.military.com
, but I still wonder why any of the problems they state are
problems at all, when it comes to our troops.

Most of us say that no matter our stance on our going into Iraq that we
always support our troops, and you plaster those magnetic ribbons all over your
car, but our government doesn’t seem to have our side sometimes. I guess at this
point of this blog, if you have made it this far, that no matter if you are
Democrat or Republican, write to your Congressman, Senator, newspaper, that
since our spending is already out of hand, at least send every MRAP by air.
Maybe it is something we can at least do to support our troops, if the MRAP’s
ever do get built, because no soldier should die because we sent an MRAP by boat
to save a buck.  You already spent a buck on that magnetic ribbon, maybe
your money/taxes should be spent better, like actually in a way that could save
a soldier.

I’m sorry for getting political for this blog, but for me, now, the Iraq
portion of this war, which supposedly started with the attack on the World Trade Center, is
such a clusterfuck. Howard Stern apologized to The Dixie Chicks for his initial
support of going to Iraq (sorry, I slightly digress to the "Shut Up & Sing"
documentary), but I have to apologize to my mom for doing the same thing. 
From Day 1 my mom knew better about going into Iraq, but that’s a story for a
later blog.

If you have ever bought one of those magnetic ribbons showing you support our
troops, and even if you didn’t, our government is already spending our money
like it’s candy. Tell them to at least get the MRAP’s over to Iraq as soon as
possible, even if they have ship them by FedEx. There shouldn’t be any MRAP’s
that should float by boat – Fuck the money, we’re already spending it, and it
might just save a life for a change.

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Podcast of: Is God Mad at the Midwest, Should I Try Out for “Wheel of Fortune,” and A Dude Named Chicken?

For this podcast The Dude on the Right has his wonderings about why God is mad at the Midwest. He must be mad because why else would there be all of this flooding, rain, and wrath of God stuff? The Dude also dabs a little into Michael Vick, but wonders more if he should try and audition for “Wheel of Fortune” and if he can control his TV viewing in the fall, especially since “Survivor: China” looks to have some good-looking dudettes. The Dude loves his TV.

Is God Mad at the Midwest, Should I Try Out for “Wheel of Fortune,” and A Dude Named Chicken?

By:

The Dude on the Right

As a fan of storms I sort of loved a day like today, and thanks to my power not
going out, I recorded

this podcast
.  But today’s storms made me wonder a bit as to why God
must be upset with us in the Midwest:  Maybe because of a Planned
Parenthood center opening near me, maybe because Ohio might like Hillary or
Barack, or maybe Al Gore is right and it isn’t God.  God must be upset
because when Hurricane Katrina hit, well, some preachers where saying it was God
being pissed at their lifestyle, so I have to think God is causing our flooding
for some kind of reason.

Enough preaching, though, because as this podcast
also touches a little on the Michael Vick dog thing, and the fact you might know
when I win the MegaMillions, I am also being tempted to audition for "Wheel of
Fortune" when it blows through Chicago, and as fall comes, so comes TV again,
and so comes
Survivor: China
, with some cute chicks and a dude nicknamed "Chicken."

Here comes the fall TV season, and I’m getting ready.

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Illegal Aliens, RVing, “Superbad,” and a Cubs Game.

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right give their take on the deportation of Elvira Arellano, how their grandparents learned to speak English, and where is the Dad? Stu also went on an overnight RV trip with the family, The Dude saw “Superbad,” and they both went to a Chicago Cubs game where they can be seen on TV. What a weekend!

Garth Brooks Probably Isn’t Touring, and I Missed Dreaming of Boobs.

By:

The Dude on the Right

At
first I was going to blog about going to see the Chicago Cubs play yesterday,
how it was cool to see the flyovers because the Air & Water Show is in town, and
how my friends and I were actually on TV during the broadcast. But partially
since I haven’t been able to dub the video yet as proof we were on TV, but more
because I sort of feel duped, or at least stupid, so I thought I would write a
little about Garth Brooks.

You might be thinking something right now like
"Garth Brooks?  Isn’t he retired?" to which I would reply, "So I thought,"
but it started last night, when I finally got home from the Cubs’ game and
checked my Google homepage.  It has some links to RSS feeds I read, and one
was from the

Cleveland Plain Dealer
mentioning Garth preparing a comeback, "a new
three-disc album, and, quite possibly, a concert tour."  It mentioned a
press conference at
www.garthbrooks.com
this morning.  So I go to the web site and sure
enough, there is a header stating "You’ve heard the rumors, now get the answers. 
Straight from Garth Brooks."

For whatever reason I totally bought into a
blurb, in a blog, from a newspaper in Cleveland, OH, and quickly posted an entry
at our sister-site,
mostlyentertainment.com
rumoring about a tour.  Then I went to bed with
visions of Garth putting out an unprecedented release of new material, going
back on tour, and dragging our staff member Trash to

another concert and press conference
where she can stare at his butt.

So,
I woke up this morning, didn’t get myself a gun, but I did do some more internet
searching wondering about this wondrous announcement.  I checked Billboard,
checked CMT, checked here and there and everywhere, but there didn’t seem to be
any "surprise" announcements.  And as my morning was progressing I had two
options:  Sit around and wait for Garth’s press conference, supposedly to
be carried online, at 11:45AM my time, or go and see
"Superbad." 
Thank God I went to see "Superbad."

After laughing a lot in the theater I got
back home, eager to see news of the press conference on the Garth Brooks web
site.  Nothing, it still just showed the announcement of a press conference
(figured they would at least have a replay link somewhere).  No headlines
on Yahoo, nothing new on Google, then I went to the
planetgarth.com site to
see if they had anything, but there wasn’t any new news on their homepage,
either.  I remembered they had a forum area, surely something has to be
listed there, and finally I found out that Garth Brooks squashed most of the
visions that were dancing in my head the night before.

Now, although the
Cleveland newspaper blog wasn’t exactly wrong, from what I have found out Garth
will be releasing a "box" set called "The Ultimate Hits" which will include 30
old songs you probably own, and four new songs, with the first single being
"More Than a Memory."  The box will also include a DVD featuring 33 videos
of the 34 songs in the box.  Garth said he doesn’t plan on touring but will
promoting the bejesus out of the thing, and from what most of the Planet Garth
posted said, Garth is looking hot as ever, looking to have lost a good deal of
weight.

With the news announcement, and being selfish I will put this out to
Garth:

Dear Garth,
I know you are loving spending time with your daughters, and with Trisha, but if
you ever wanted to tour, and give your girls an experience of their lifetime,
you may not have a better time than now.  Right now your daughters are at
that age when you still have a little bit of control, and if you took them on
tour with you, especially with a double bill with Trisha, you could pull off
that world tour that lets them see the world, in ways they could never imagine,
all under the protective watch of their Dad.  They get to see the world, we
get to see, again, one of the greatest concert performers of all time, your
daughters get to spend your money buying lots of stuff around the world (oh,
wait, scratch that last remark), and they get introduced to some of the safer
ways to experience the world rather than finding out, in their late teens or
early twenties, their ways to experience the world.  Yes, this is sort of
selfish of me, because I would love to see you in concert again, but I’m just
throwing it out there for you, because unlike the McGraw kids, your daughters
are old enough to forever remember a tour with you.
Sincerely,
The Dude on the Right

P.S.  I’ll still buy "The Ultimate Hits," because
I’m a fan, but damn, I miss you man.

And so, letter to Garth aside, I feel
bummed that I let myself get roped into the wind of internet rumor, about a
tour, and 30 new songs.  I should have done a little bit more internet
searching before going to bed last night so that visions of the girl with nice
boobs behind me at the Cubs’ game danced in my head rather than that vision of
Garth touring, but then again, at a Garth concert, there are lots of girls with
nice boobs.  Garth, please give me a three disc set of new material (I’ve
got some songs if you want) and a new tour, rather than a box set of old stuff,
and only four things that are new.  You know what, as I think about it,
never mind – I don’t have daughters and I don’t have a wife – I guess I can’t
understand.  Wait a minute, that’s a country song, and it’s mine, unless,
Garth, you want …

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Podcast of: Cornhole v. Bean Bag, A Happy Haircut, and Chicago Air & Water Show Advice.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right is a little sad because he won’t be seeing the Chicago Air & Water Show but will, instead, be seeing the Chicago Cubs. He hopes The Cubs don’t implode against the St. Louis Cardinals, but at least he got a nice haircut. He also shares his tips for the best viewing of the Air & Water Show, which he won’t be going to see, but to capitalize on his suggestions you have to have Friday off. And, oh yea, he ponders “Bean Bags for Breast Cancer” vs. “Cornholing for Breast Cancer.

Cornhole v. Bean Bag, A Happy Haircut, and Chicago Air & Water Show Advice.

By:

The Dude on the Right


It’s a Thursday podcast
and I’m flying solo, but sadly I won’t be seeing any
flying this weekend, I’ll be seeing the Chicago Cubs hopefully not implode and
blow their entire season in one weekend by losing to the St. Louis Cardinals. 
But before that happens I’m talking about how in the Chicago area there is a lot
of hesitation in calling the game of
Cornhole, well,
Cornhole, so instead they call it things like "Bags," and "Bean Bag," yet still
can’t get away from the word Cornhole.  Today was also a good day because
of a nice haircut, and most importantly for you, if you are ever planning on
seeing the
Chicago Air & Water Show
, I give you some of the best advice you will ever
receive for your viewing pleasure, you just have to have Friday as a day off.

Thanks for listening.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Couple of CD Reviews of Aerosmith and Bruce Dickinson.

By:

The Dude on the Right

In the slow progression of my “All of The Dude’s CDs” project, I sometimes use
it as a crutch to add filler when I get some brain cramps and can’t write. Such
was today, when I intended to do a full review of Bon Jovi’s latest CD, “Lost
Highway,” but had too many clichés in my head and I really didn’t want to
include them in the review, and for the life of me, I couldn’t come up with the
opening line for the review. That is sometimes the hardest part for me.

In any case, today I posted some quick reviews of

“Pump”
from Aerosmith, and

“Accident of Birth”
by Bruce Dickinson. The Aerosmith CD brought me back to
some of the times I have reviewed their concerts, and they so much kick ass, and
although not an Iron Maiden fan, I can respect what Bruce Dickinson does.

As I look to get back into more music coverage for the web site I guess I
really should get back into the groove of reviewing all of the CD’s I own, and
getting back to seeing concerts, things I have missed in my life for a while.

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!