For this podcast episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, The Dude on the Right saw a couple of movies, and Stu Gotz just tried to stay cool. Stu wanted to know if The Dude was going to cover the Democratic Debate at Soldier Field, and even though The Dude is skipping it the both of them have some grand ideas, including Gladiator fighting and wet t-shirt contests, that might make the debate more exciting. The Dude, also, has sounds of “Everything Comes Down to Poo” and “Chocolate Rain” running through his head, but sometimes poo and chocolate rain are one in the same.
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“Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “The Bourne Ultimatum,” Debating – Gladiator Style in Chicago, Chocolate Rain, and Poo.
By:
The Dude on the Right
We had some slight audio issues to start
this podcast, or at least Stu Gotz and I thought we did, but maybe we’re
just suffering from heat exhaustion since the both of us did so much work
outside this weekend. We happily share all of our outdoor exploits with
you during this episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-up!", and along with
all of our outside activities, I thrill Stu with my talk about "The
Bourne Ultimatum" and "Hot
Rod," two movies that I caught this weekend, and I actually overtook Stu in
watching "Rescue Me," ruining a couple of plot points for him from the last
episode.
Stu, though, is ahead on the "Entourage" viewing and loves "Who
Wants to Be a Superhero," but that isn’t nearly as important as our
discussion on how to make the
Democratic debate at Soldier Field more exciting (think "Gladiator" combined
with a wet t-shirt contest when it starts to rain, complete with Pay-Per-View).
And as exciting as that might sound just remember,
everything
"Comes Down to Poo" and "Chocolate
Rain," because sometimes there isn’t anything as compelling as poo, which, I
suppose, could sometimes be chocolate rain.
Thanks for listening.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “The Simpsons Movie,” It’s Not Stu’s Fault, and Boinking Animals.
For this podcast of their weekend wrap-up, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right are reunited once again and Stu seems to be hoping, as he listens to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” that J. K. Rowling is trying to set things up so that the final movie as an R-Rated flick. The Dude thinks not, but they both agree that “The Simpsons Movie” was entertaining. Stu also tries to defend his not being The Dude’s fault for The Dude’s chubbiness, and also urges The Dude to catch this week’s “Entourage” for some boinking animals. The Dude is excited about catching “Entourage,” but not as excited as a carny might have been in seeing Mama Gotz. Happy listening!
Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “The Simpsons Movie,” It’s Not Stu’s Fault, and Boinking Animals.
By:
The Dude on the Right
After weeks apart Stu Gotz and I are back together again for
this podcast, and because the news is so timely, only happening a couple of
weeks ago, I was happy to find out that Stu didn’t find out who the Emmy
nominees are for “Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics,” and I hip him to a
couple of the potential winners (Go Dick, boo Poo).
In other news Stu tries to defend himself after
my last podcast stating he is not the reason I am chubby, and we both
reminisce of our catching
"The Simpsons Movie." Stu didn’t do much else over the weekend, it seems
he’s too busy listening to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” Yup, that’s
right, he’s too lazy to read the book and bought the audio version. His latest
Harry Potter issues don’t seem to be helping his sex life any, but Mama Gotz got
a free ride for the younger Gotz at a carnival, and Stu had to hip her as to the
probable reason why.
Me, I missed "Entourage" yesterday, but Stu says I should watch it soon,
something about animal boinking. Thank God for HBO On Demand – animal boinking
here I come! Wait a minute, that sounds really wrong. I mean "Watching animal
boinking, here I come!" I guess that doesn’t seem to sound any better, now
I’m just a voyeur and not a participant. Third times a charm –
"Entourage," here I come!
Thanks for listening.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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Enlarged Bladders, Stu Gotz is a Duck, and Do U Have a Crush on Obama or R U Hott 4 Hill?
By:
The Dude on the Right
This podcast is on Thursday the 12th, which simply means that tomorrow is
Friday the 13th, but thanks to Stu Gotz begging me to change his ring tone on my
iPhone from "Old Phone" to "Duck," when he called me today, while I was taking a
totally relaxing pee, he scared the pee right back in. The thing is that I
know holding your pee in isn’t a good thing, and I know this thanks to Jeff
Probst from "Survivor" who nicely detailed his enlarged bladder problem in
an interview with Howard Stern a while ago.
But this podcast isn’t only about
peeing, I also question Kelly Clarkson‘s taking on Clive Davis, but more
importantly can’t decide if I have a bigger crush on the Obama Girl, who
has a crush on Obama, or if I find myself more hot for the Hott 4 Hill
girl. I suppose if I knew the Hott 4 Hill girl was bisexual, well, that
might seal the deal, although I’m not sure a threesome with Hott 4 Hill, Hill,
and me, is really what I’m looking for. Now a ménage a trois with Obama
girl and the Hott 4 Hill girl, that would almost make me run for President in
2008, and I’ll bet the video might almost be able to finance my campaign.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s New? Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up Podcast: So Much to Say that it’s in Two Parts.
For this episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!” Podcast, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right just can’t stop talking. The Dude on the Right has his normal entertainment stuff on which to comment so the two of them consolidate entertainment to “Part 1 of the Podcast.” Part 1 gives insight into getting an iPhone, the latest movies like “Live Free or Die Hard” and “Ratatouille,” and a lady and her Jaguar. Part 2 of the podcast lets Stu run wild with his weekend like how he gave Mama Gotz a challenge about an RV so now Stu might be heading to Arizona, his advice on where not to put photos of your old girlfriend, and Baptism invite etiquette.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Three Vetoes From President Bush, I Should be The Next Host of “The Price is Right,” and Maybe Meredith is Nicer than Barbara.
For this podcast The Dude on the Right goes on a slight political rant focusing on President Bush’s recent veto of a second stem cell research bill, and his quote “Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical.”
On lighter notes The Dude also thinks he would be the perfect replacement for Bob Barker on “The Price is Right,” and reminds all of you that Paris Hilton will be getting out of jail soon, and you probably would have done the same time with the purported payday she will get from her first interview, which, sort of surprisingly, won’t be with Barbara Walters.
Three Vetoes From President Bush, I Should be The Next Host of “The Price is Right,” and Maybe Meredith is Nicer than Barbara.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Sorry to get a little political, but let’s say you’re President of the United
States for a bunch of years now, and one of the strongest powers you have is the
power of the veto. I remember the power of the veto from my younger days,
watching
“Schoolhouse Rock,” and hoping Bill will become a law. President Bush,
it seems, wields his power by fighting our “War on Terror,” destroying human
life in the hopes of saving human life. He then vetoes, for the second time, a
bill regarding embryonic stem cell research stating, well, “Destroying human
life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical.”
During this podcast I don’t talk that much about President Bush and his
vetoes, but rather devote most of it as to why I think I should be the next host
of “The Price is Right.” Hell, I’ll even take the bag off of my head.
Also, you’ll be pleased to remember Paris Hilton will be getting out of
jail soon, and I’ll bet most of you would have done similar time with the same
payday she is supposedly going to get. Looks like Barbara Walters isn’t
her friend anymore, or the Meredith Vieira people opened up their
pocketbooks a little more.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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The “Tony Soprano Was Whacked Here, Or Maybe Not” Booth, and Bon Jovi Better Not Tour in 2010.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Well at least I had one thing right about my prediction for "The Sopranos"
ending – it would take place in an ice cream shop in New Jersey. What
surprised me was that most people giving predictions, from fans to critics,
seemed to forget the story of how there was this ice cream shop in New Jersey
that the show’s people wanted to shoot the final scene at but the town wouldn’t
give them a permit. Then the town thought better of it and gave them a
permit. Low and behold the final scene was at a place called "Holsten’s,"
which whether you liked the ending of the show or not, if you are/were a fan of
the "The Sopranos," and if you are anywhere near Bloomfield, NJ, you will
probably try to make a trip there. With all of their publicity, though,
you would think they might update their web site. Going to
holstons.com you see the
most simplistic of designed web sites, and more importantly, if you click on the
"Luncheon Menu"
link, there is something missing from the menu, namely onion rings. There
is another website with a photo of a current menu, and it does show onion rings
are available, but if the Holston’s folks want some help redesigning their
website, I’m offering my
services, if only because it would give me a real excuse to visit New Jersey
again, other than just vacationing on Long Beach Island.
But now that "The
Sopranos" are done, or is it "is done," I always get that confused, and so far I
haven’t gotten sucked into any summer TV yet, I’m looking to revive doing
concert reviews during this summer season, setting a consistent schedule for CD
and DVD reviews, finishing the re-design of entertainmentavenue.com, and in the
middle of all of these things, digitize my entire photo collection, starting
with my concert photos, mostly so I can update the lousy looking concert shots
on the web site because, in reality, they aren’t that lousy (some of those were
digitized with an old, hand-held scanner, bought back in like 1996). The
nice thing about the digitizing is I can do it in the middle of typing and
posting things – simply slide another negative into my old HP Photosmart
scanner, and since it’s pretty slow, well, I don’t lose that much stream of
consciousness in my writing. The bad thing is that since it is kinda slow,
I might be at this digitizing things for years.
I guess I never realized how
many pictures I took back in those old days of using film, and concerts alone
I’m looking at, by rough count, some 720 rolls of film to digitize. If I
can get two rolls done a day I guess I might be done with the concert photos
sometime next year. Then there are all of the negatives from college and
high school, and if I’m on track for this, we’re looking at, well, maybe 2010 by
the time my entire film collection is safely stored away on CD-R’s (that by then
will probably be useless), and I might be able to put together a nice high school
retrospective for my high school classmates at our 25th year reunion, that is,
of course, if Bon Jovi doesn’t have a concert on the same day as our reunion in
2010 like they did
back in 1995, and 2005.
It looks to be a fun summer for this dude, as long
as I can keep my TV turned off in the evening hours. If not, expect a lot
more blogs about crappy, summer TV shows that I have gotten sucked into
watching. Maybe I’ll even try to squeeze in a trip to New Jersey for some
ice cream, and sit in the "Tony Soprano Got Whacked Here, Or Maybe He Didn’t"
booth. I just wonder if the onion rings at Holston’s are that good.
That’s it for this one!
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
What’s New? Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up Podcast! Soprano Analysis, Stu Gets Exercise, The Dude’s Cable Woes, and Big & Rich do AC/DC.
For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!,” well, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right give their discussion about the finale of “The Sopranos.” Stu got in some exercising thanks to a Nintendo Wii (which he can’t believe he camped out for, sort of), and The Dude saw “Ocean’s Thirteen.” There’s also some other TV talk, The Dude finally got TV back, and did you know Big & Rich cover the AC/DC classic “You Shook Me All Night Long?” Now you do.