Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Lame Movies, A Lame Weekend, and a Blower at a Ballgame.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Weekends are normally a time of excitement, a time of getting things done around
the house, of enjoying loved ones because you don’t have the daily grind of the
weekday.  Thank God Stu had an exciting story to tell because otherwise
this might have been the most boring episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend
Wrap-Up!" ever.  My weekend was basically spent working on the
Entertainment Ave! redesign, making good headway in The Movie Theater section
(even though I didn’t see any movies), and enjoying about two hours of the
fantastic weather we had in Chicago.  I also had an issue with some meat,
so Stu recommended I visit Beecher Illinois and its meat shop.

Stu, on the
other hand, went to see a ballgame, where he and Mama Gotz witnessed a blower at
a ballgame.

We did talk a bit about the movie "Idiocracy,"
about "The Sopranos," about "Heroes," and Stu saw "Idol Rewind," witnessing the
brilliance that would be Kelly Clarkson while wondering what happened with the
talent on this season’s "American Idol."

Want to know what exactly "a blower
at a ballgame" is.  Well,

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What’s New? A Podcast of: “American Idol” Conspiracy Theories, Writing Can Get You Jailed, and Bobby “Boris” Pickett is Dead.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right is still trying to further develop his “American Idol” conspiracy theories, especially with the “mysterious” booting of Sanjaya one week before the “Idol Gives Back” broadcast. He’s also worried about how creative writing now might get you arrested, and is saddened by the passing of Bobby “Boris” Pickett. Long live Bobby “Boris” Pickett.

“American Idol” Conspiracy Theories, Writing Can Get You Jailed, and Bobby “Boris” Pickett is Dead.

By:

The Dude on the Right

It might take another couple of weeks for me to drop this, but I still have my
conspiracy theories about Sanjaya getting booted from "American Idol,"
especially the week before "Idol Gives Back."  A lot of it has to do with a
clause for the producers to get rid of people, and the other has to do with
telephone technology.  I’m also on the "I’m sad for the people who got shot
at Virginia Tech, but don’t think the incident deserves flags flying at
half-staff" group.  In Illinois we’ve now got a student who has

gotten arrested
for completing a writing assignment, and Bobby "Boris"
Pickett is dead.  Long will live Bobby "Boris" Pickett thanks to his song.

And if you are wondering about Bobby "Boris" Pickett and his song, feel free to
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That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Alanis’ Humps, Movies to See or Not to See, and T.V. Sweeps are Coming.

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right are finally able to get together after a couple of weeks to actually do a wrap-up. There’s some quick talks about Alanis Morissette and her humps, they trade movie notes on what to, and what not to see, and both are looking forward to the return of “Heroes.” The Dude is now hooked on “Entourage” and is looking forward to the episode with Artie Lange from Howard Stern’s show, and the nice weather also had The Dude reflect back to college and finishing off a Vicodin prescription.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Alanis’ Humps, Movies to See or Not to See, and T.V. Sweeps are Coming.

By:

The Dude on the Right

First it was the Chicago Cubs getting in the way, then a nor’easter kept Stu at
bay, and then Stu and I actually recorded our weekend wrap-up but I had a
brain-fart and left my mobile podcast studio at Stu’s.  So it may be a
couple of weeks, and a day or a few dollars short late, but finally Stu and I
are back for our weekend wrap-up!

We had a lot to talk about, but not enough
time, so I quickly introduced Stu to a fantastic version of
"My Humps"
by Alanis Morissette.  And then it was off to the races as I told Stu he
should see

"Hot Fuzz,"
he told me not to see "Meet the Robinsons," and how him and Mama
Gotz disagreed on

"Rocky Balboa."
  Quickly things shifted to television where lots of
shows are starting back up again, namely "Heroes," and I let Stu know that I am
getting sucked into "Entourage," and that next week (April 29th) is supposed to
be the episode with Artie Lange from The Howard Stern Show.

We also enjoyed a
super-nice weekend weather-wise in the Chicago area, and reminisced college days
when we used to hang out on the roof of the fraternity house, and how I once
finished up my Vicodin prescription by getting a sun tan.

Next week should be
a little bit less scatterbrained, since we’ll only have one weekend to wrap up,
but for now feel free to
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What’s New? A Podcast of: Why Watch “American Idol” or “Dancing With the Stars” Any More?

For this podcast The Dude on the Right laments about his having no desire to watch “American Idol” anymore since Sanjaya has been booted. It also seems the producers of the show have left themselves an “out” to “eliminate” any contestant because of “power dialing.” Sadly Howard Stern and the dialidol site may have given the producers their “reason” to toss out some of Sanjaya’s votes. He’s also sick of “Dancing With the Stars,” or at least the “Heather Mills is an amputee story. He’s now only watching for Julianne Hough and Edyta Sliwinska.

Why Watch “American Idol” or “Dancing With the Stars” Any More?

By:

The Dude on the Right

It was a sad day today as Sanjaya was kicked off "American Idol" last night, and
I really have no reason to watch the show anymore except to give my updates. 
But, there is controversy brewing because, it seems, the producers have left
themselves an "out," to maybe kick off anyone they want, at any time. 
Howard Stern brought it up on his show this morning, but at the end of the
"American Idol" broadcast there is a message on the screen, "Production will
have in place weekly monitoring procedures designed to prevent individuals from
unfairly influencing the outcome of the voting by generating significant blocks
of votes using technical enhancements.  The producers reserve the right to
remove any identified "Power Dialing" votes."
  Howard Stern, in
conjunction with the dialidol website, may have become victims of their own
success in keeping Sanjaya alive this long, only to have "the producers" play
the "Power Dialing" card this week.  I demand an investigation into the
voting by the accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, to find out the exact
votes cast last night!

Enough writing, the podcast is about talking, and I
also talk about how I’m almost done with "Dancing With the Stars," except for

Juliane Hough
, Apollo Anton Ono’s partner, and

Edyta Sliwinska
, the Cheers dude’s partner, because I am sick of the
"Heather Mills is dancing as an amputee" angle, especially since the judges
don’t really seem to be treating her as an equal, but as an amputee. 
Thankfully she was in the bottom two last week, but sadly Clyde "The Glide"
Drexler was voted off.

Again, enough writing, I delve into these two topics a
little more in the podcast, so feel free to

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and listen.

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I’m In Love With Martina McBride, But I’m Voting for Sanjaya!

By:

The Dude on the Right

It’s country night this week, with Martina McBride being the coach/mentor. 
I will assume many of the contestants had no idea who she was, but I’ve always
found her fabulously hot, especially with her gorgeous blue eyes and with the
longer hair she was sporting for this week’s show.  Martina really seemed
to be trying to help the contestants, which probably goes along with her country
roots, and for a change, most of them seemed to listen to what she had to say. 
As it goes, here’s my wrap-up:

Phil: Sings "Where The Blacktop Ends." 
All I could think is that if he wore a cowboy hat, or what is even more popular
now for country dudes, a baseball cap, I would maybe stop thinking about his
bald head.  He performed well enough that this might keep him around for
another week.  Country might be his niche.

Jordin: Sings "Broken
Wing."  Did a nice version of the song, but crackled here and there. 
I hate being superficial with her, but she could still afford to lose a pound or
two because her voice kicks butt.  She listened to Martina’s advice to just
sing the song, and did a good job.

Sanjaya: Sings "Let’s Give Them
Something to Talk About."  Nice bandana and hair!  He’s back to being
the Sanjaya we know and love, one that can’t sing and is just trying to be
quirky.  If he’s not in the bottom three we know the Sanjaya movement is in
full force!  Vote for Sanjaya!

LeKisha: Sings "Jesus, Take the
Wheel."  Yup, it’s the Carrie Underwood song.  Finally an outfit that
works great for her, and she really seemed to get the Carrie Underwood/country
vibe.  Of all of the times I have seen her, this was the most I have ever
liked her, except for one thing she can’t fix yet, and that’s the gap between
her front teeth.  Maybe this one sounded better on TV than in the studio
because I actually liked her this week.

Chris: Sings "Mayberry." 
Throw a baseball cap on this dude and Kenny Chesney might have something to
worry about.  Why have the dudes suddenly become country singers?


Melinda:
Sings "Trouble is a Woman."  She knows how to "bring it," but
her top was iffy on the outfit side.  She brought the sass, she sang fine,
and just did a great job.  Paula is dancing, so maybe that’s a good sign
for Melinda.  Simon even liked it, and gave some other great advice about
stopping being so humble.

Blake: Sings "When the Stars Go Blue." 
Other than the sweater, and his seeming to miss the falsetto moments, and
missing other notes, we found out he couldn’t "sing" the song okay, but
"performed" it nicely.  From the judges comments I guess it sounded a hell
of a lot better live because I thought he sounded lousy.

And in wrapping up
this week’s synopsis I don’t think Simon, Paula, nor Randy understand this era
of country, nor did they ever really like most any country movement.  The
country week for this group makes the voting a total toss-up.  Phil sang
well but needed a hat; Jordin has a lot of potential – just don’t go bulimic;
Sanjaya, is, well, Sanjaya; I thought LeKisha was great but needs better teeth;
Chris just needed a baseball cap; Melinda, well, she did the best; and Blake was
a performer, not a singer tonight.

Since Gina is gone I only have one person
to vote for now, and you probably know who that is.  Since I can’t vote for
Martina McBride, I’m voting for Sanjaya!!!

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Stu is Stranded, so Here’s a Blog About “Head Case” and “The Bronx Bunny Show.”

By:

The Dude on the Right

Normally on Mondays it’s our latest podcast of

“Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”
, but Stu Gotz is stranded on the east
coast and now knows the furry of what a
nor’easter is. So I
figured that rather than do a solo podcast recapping my weekend, nor do any
guessing or blaming or analyzing about today’s huge news story, namely the
shootings at Virginia Tech (why do they hold press conferences when they don’t
have any answers yet), I thought I would do a blog about a couple of new shows
coming to the Starz cable
network.

A little while ago the mailman left this giant piece of cardboard (he
obviously couldn’t figure out how to deliver this thing as it was folded
haphazardly to maybe fit in his mailbag.) This piece of cardboard held the
screener for “The Bronx Bunny Show.” Not having gotten any screeners from the
Starz people before I was intrigued, and really hoped the show would be
entertaining so I could give a glowing review and maybe be sent more screeners
from them. I watched the screener. All I know is thank goodness there seemed to
be a mailing screw-up because about a week later I was resent the screener for
“The Bronx Bunny Show,” (the both of them made nice “Elton John” style
spectacles), but on the better side, this later mailing also included “Head
Case,” which actually made me laugh.

Both shows premiere on Starz on Wednesday, April 18th, as part of “The Starz
Comedy Hour.” “Head Case” seems to lead the hour at 11PM (EDT), followed by
“Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-up” (which I didn’t get a screener
for), followed by “The Bronx Bunny Show” around 11:45. So I suppose I first just
blast the Bunny show, before I get to the potential of “Head Case.”

“The Bronx Bunny Show” has two puppet characters, Bronx Bunny (a brown
bunny), and Teddy T. (a panda). They “move” from the Bronx to LA to stage an
“interview” show where they ask questions to celebrities that “Leno, Letterman,
and certainly not Oprah” would ask. So yes, the language is adult, and the
questions are meant to be provocative, and Teddy T. is supposed to be the “rude”
one. For the screener I watched the guests were Howie Mandel (the “Deal or No
Deal” dude) and Stacy Kiebler (from wrestling and “Dancing With the Stars.”) Now
I don’t know if this is “scripted” or not, but Stacy didn’t seem to get it, and
pretty much was asked questions about getting naked, which, well, a popular
satellite radio personality has already perfected. Howie Mandel at least seemed
to get the concept of the show, and played along, complete with being
“disgusted” at Teddy T. taking a dump during the interview, especially with Mr.
Mandel being germ-a-phobic, and having a great joke about him playing “Deal or
No Deal” with his wife. But again, the puppet’s interviewing wasn’t anything new
for me, and I kept fixating that whomever was doing the puppeting of Bronx Bunny
seemed to be doing a crappy job with the “mouth-moving” part of the puppeting. I
hate to say it, but “The Bronx Bunny Show” just wasn’t funny for me, that the
questions are actually asked by someone else who does it better, and thank
goodness the screener was only about 20 minutes long.

Then, with the new mailing, I popped in the screener for “Head Case” and saw
a show that seems to have potential.

The concept of “Head Case” is pretty simple: Dr. Elizabeth Goode (Alexandra
Wentworth) is a therapist to the stars, but she is sometimes as scatterbrained
as the celebrities she is trying to help. She has an office assistant who likes
to blab about who is coming in, and she shares her office space with Dr. Myron
Finkelstein (Steve Landesberg), who’s practice is failing so he keeps trying to
cherry-pick her clients.

With that we are introduced to “fake” therapy sessions with real celebrities.
My screeners included Jason Priestley, Rich Eisen, and Shelby Lynn among others.
The best part was that the celebrities worked with it, especially Jason
Priestley who let “Dr. Goode” therapy him into dressing in women’s clothes and
wearing make-up, while Dr. Finkelstein was more Andy Dick’s kind of therapist
since he could prescribe drugs.

Of the two shows I think “Head Case” might just end up on my TiVo to see
where it goes because it was quirky and made me laugh. I guess the 10-week run
of the series is already set, but my hope for “Head Case” is that they just
don’t try to ram a new celebrity or two down our throat every week, and that we
start to develop what happens in their subsequent sessions (i.e. Does Jason
Priestley show up next time dressed in drag now that he is comfortable in it?)

And so this blog hasn’t really been a blog, but more a review of two TV shows
on cable, for adults. Sadly I really didn’t like “The Bronx Bunny Show,” but
“Head Case” has a lot of potential in the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” tone, and keeps
it tight enough at only 15 minutes long so you might not get bored saying
“Alright, I get it already. She’s a kooky therapist.” Then you watch it the next
week, when, if it would get to the 16 minute mark, you would be saying again
“Alright, I get it already. She’s a kooky therapist.”

Sorry about the review-length blog, but I don’t really have a spot for
reviews of TV shows (maybe I need to set up a new area on the site since TV is
part of my life, but I’m sorry, I digress), but Podcast-wise I’ll be back on
Thursday with some “American Idol” recaps, among other things, and next week Stu
and I should be back together to get a "weekend/last couple of weeks" wrap-up
done.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Podcast of: The Don Imus School of What Not to Do, “The Sopranos,” and Sanjaya is Still Safe!

The Dude on the Right returns for this podcast thinking Don Imus might actually be remembered in the annals of radio teaching of what not to do when you put your foot in your mouth, rather than for his radio career. He also wasn’t that pleased with the return of “The Sopranos,” and although sad to see Haley on “American Idol” go, The Dude is happy Sanjaya is still around, mostly, according to him, because of his campaigning, and not that of Howard Stern nor the Vote for the Worst folks. The Dude on the Right is also sometimes delusional.