By:
The Dude on the Right
Jessica Alba has announced that she is looking for one night stands, and
I’m more than happy to announce my services, which might not even make it to a
one evening stand. In any case I will give her my guarantee I won’t be
there to snuggle in the morning. Also
in this podcast, here in Chicagoland, it is time for the return of the 17
year cicada, and happily they are nowhere near my neighborhood, but the
sound I found on the internet (thanks to radio dude
Steve Dahl and
The Chicago Tribune) can give you a listen as to what you might be missing.
The site with the sound also has ambient sound from around the world, but so
far I haven’t heard any juicy conversations, just birds and badly miked house
music from Oslo, Norway. Back in my college days I could have been the
King of Ambient Sound by hanging a microphone outside my fraternity bedroom
window, especially on weekend nights, but that’s a story for another day.
I’m
hoping my hometown Cleveland Cavaliers can at least win one game in the
NBA finals, but I don’t even think the
Michael
Stanley Band song can help. Who knows, maybe the Cavs can be the
first team in history to come behind from a 0 and 3 deficit to win the
championship, but that is almost as likely as New Jersey’s gay ex-Governor
McGreevey liking his wife’s book.
Thanks for listening!
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!