By:
The Dude on the Right
This
podcast episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!" opens, and sort of
closes, with how to live a long life, care of Ernest Borgnine, although it might
not cause you to prosper. But living a long life wasn’t a part of mine nor
Stu Gotz’s weekend, instead, I risked my life, and the life of my BFF, by going
to the "Chicago Air and Water Show," where I sort of wished I were part of "The
Beautiful People" crowd, though I’m also happy that I wasn’t a part of "The
Beautiful People" crowd, because, well, they can be assholes. Thankfully
no airplanes crashed on us, and thanks to my BFF my feet only got a little red
because I’m starting to think she might be the smart one of our duo.
Meanwhile, in risking lives, Stu risked his life, and learned a lot about car
crashes, boobs, and mullets, by taking the Gotz family to a Demolition Derby, he
still has dude-love for Minor League Baseball with a bachelor party night out
with Officer G, and of course is still watching cable TV series, and comments
about "Psych."
We
are both tired of The Olympics and Michael Phelps, although Stu is still
watching women’s beach volleyball while I’m watching fencing, I recommend The
Buckingham Fountain light and music show in Chicago to Stu, and the both of us
recommend seeing the movie "Tropic Thunder." Stu also thinks if you are
totally dedicated to Starbucks, well, getting a tattoo of their logo on your arm
might just show your love for your coffee, though might not advance you in the
company.
And lastly, Stu found out about the new Lara Croft (although, as I
researched her for this podcast after we recorded this episode, Alison Carroll
is not the new "movie" Lara, she’s the new "video game" Lara – Stu, get your
story straight before you try and brag about something I try to think I know
about), and I tell Stu that there is one reason why I don’t like my iPhone, and
Stu found out why.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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