Bruno A Movie/DVD Review	DVD Rated - R It's 1: Long A Review by The Dude on the Right

• As a movie, with plot, acting, scenery, etc., "Bruno" is still just dumb and probably deserves the Zero Stars my BFF wanted to give it.
• On DVD the movie is so much better; I'm even saying 4 stars out of 5, instead of the 3 that I gave the theater version.

So I can hear you saying something like "How can the movie be better on DVD?", and my simple answer is because you can easily fast-forward through most of the "plot" parts and just laugh at stupid people, and now add the extras on the DVD that give you way more people and things to laugh at.  Yes, I still found the hotel room scene with Diesel a riot, but that's not what we watch someone like "Bruno" for, do we?  I don’t think so.  I think we watch him for making ordinary people look like buffoons, the movie still has plenty of them to laugh at, but the DVD gives you another hour of buffoonery because, come on, who wouldn't watch, in utter amazement, as baseball great Pete Rose is being interviewed by Bruno while sitting on a human chair, and when LaToya Jackson says  "It's like riding a little horse," I almost spit my drink on my TV screen.  The extended fashion show footage is great, the extended TV station footage is unbelievable, I am even more disturbed by parents who want their children to be in movies, and for great viewing pleasure, the interview with Hollywood Agent Lloyd Robinson is hilarious.  There is also a commentary track where Sacha Baron Cohen and the director, Larry Charles, explain some of the scenes, but I'll be honest with you, as funny as the movie can be, I didn't want to spend another hour and a half re-watching it, again, to find out how dumb people really could be.

With that, if you like the jokes of "Bruno" and "Borat," go ahead and get the DVD.  I didn't see the Blu-ray version so I can't say that it's necessary for your viewing pleasure, but being able to jump from joke to joke, in a more rapid-fire format, makes the movie that much better.  4 stars out of 5 for the DVD, 3 stars if you are just watching the "movie" portion.

That's it for this one! I'm The Dude on the Right!!  And here's my original review when "Bruno" was in the theater...  L8R!!!

As my BFF and I were leaving “Bruno” I overheard a dude who was also leaving say to his friend “I don’t even know what to say about that,” to which his friend said he found the movie hilarious. Then my BFF said to me, “That movie was horrible…  Zero stars… but you were laughing so hard I thought you were going to pee your pants.”  Yup, I’m a sucker for a “talking” penis joke, and I did laugh a lot, but I also have to agree with my BFF when she said, “Bruno is no Borat.”  I guess I’ll start with the loose story…

Bruno is another character created by Sacha Baron Cohen from his “Ali G” days, a gay fashion-meister who desires to be as well known as one of Austria’s other kin (there is a off color joke in there).  Sadly for Bruno he is kicked out of the fashion world when an interview goes horribly wrong, and now, jilted by his lover, Diesel, he decides to head to the United States, with his assistant’s assistant, Lutz, to conquer America, only America isn’t ready for his brand of conquering.

Okay, why am I spending a lot of time on the story?  It is there, but it’s not really why we want to see “Bruno,” is it?  Probably not.  I’m thinking most people are heading to see this movie to watch common people, and a celebrity-ish type or two, get tricked into a fake interview/situation by Bruno, the way we loved seeing people skewered by Borat, but for this one, for the most part, it’s too easy to bait people on the homophobia aspect, or even the “outrageousness” of using people as stools and trying to get Paula Abdul to eat sushi off a naked man.  I have to say that this time I spent more time saying “Yup, the National Guard dudes knew they were in on some kind of joke,” and “How hard is it, really, to stir up a group of ultimate fighting fans when you start making out with the other dude in the ring?”  Sure, seeing the gay-bashing by the fighting fans is sad, but not nearly as much as when Borat stirred up the anti-Semitism at the bar in the previous movie.

And yet I laughed, was disgusted at people (the parents peddling their kids to make them stars should have the local DCFS folks radars going off), and just couldn’t believe Ron Paul’s people didn’t investigate the release they were signing to get let Bruno interview him.

I can hear you asking me, “Alright, dude, just tell me if I should see the damn movie?”  Well, I want to give the movie a better rating than 3 stars, but I just can’t, and it’s not because I didn’t laugh a lot because I did, and it’s not because Sacha Baron Cohen doesn’t make great use of people who just don’t have a clue, because he does. I suppose part of the thing is that the movie seems almost too easy, like I said before, but I think it’s also because the “utterly disturbing yet funny as hell” shocking scene in the movie happened too early in the film for me, leaving the rest of the film as just one little skit after another.  Hmm, how to put this without giving it away?  Okay, remember in “Borat” (I’m assuming you already saw it) when you were just starting to get bored with how foolish Borat was making people seem and then there was the gross-out, nude fighting scene with the obese dude and naked men running through the convention bringing you right back into the laughter?  Well, for “Bruno,” that scene happens early in the film, and although there is a bondage scene in the middle of the film, it doesn’t compare, so for most of the movie it’s just another foolish person/situation followed by another foolish person/situation.

I do understand why my BFF didn’t like this movie at all, and she probably knows why I did, but unlike “Borat,” “Bruno” doesn’t seem to have the cross-over appeal to draw in more than people like me who will nearly pee their pants just at the site of a exercise bicycle with a dildo attached to it.  As such, I’m sticking with my 3 stars out of 5 (for the movie only).