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Envy
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Ben Stiller, Jack
Black, Rachel Weisz, Amy Poehler, Christopher Walken |
| MPAA Rated: |
PG-13 |
| Released By: |
Dreamworks SKG |
| Web Site: |
www.envy-themovie.com |
| Kiddie Movie: |
Nope. |
| Date Movie: |
Nope. |
| Gratuitous Sex: |
Rachel gets horny
in one scene. |
| Gratuitous
Violence: |
A horse and
Christopher Walken get shot with an arrow. |
| Action: |
Nope. |
| Laughs: |
Few. |
| Memorable
Scene: |
None. |
| Memorable
Quote: |
None. |
| Directed By: |
Barry Levinson |
| Produced By: |
Barry Levinson,
Paula Weinstein |
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Envy
A Movie Review |
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You would think you could put Jack Black, Ben Stiller,
Christopher Walken, and Rachel Weisz in any movie and there would be
something enjoyable about it, wouldn’t you? Somehow "Envy" proves this
wrong.This review will be short because I finally hit a movie that
I came really close to walking out on. My preview of the movie gave
this synopsis: "The story has Ben Stiller as Tim and Jack Black as
Nick. It seems they are best friends and co-workers. Nick comes up
with some cockamamie invention called Vapoorizer, a spray that makes
dog poop vanish. Tim had a chance to buy into it before it hit big,
but he thought it stupid. Now Nick is rolling in dough and Tim just
gets more envious of Nick. Add Christopher Walken and hilarity
ensues." The problem – hilarity didn’t ensue, in fact, hilarity was
nowhere to be found. Alright, that’s really not true, I did laugh a
couple of times, but you know, I don’t even remember at what.
I’m not going to waste your time with this movie any more than you
should waste your time with this movie. It’s ½ star out of 5, and the
only reason for the ½ star was because there was a scene where Rachel
looked extremely hot. What a waste of talent.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!! |
