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Evan Almighty
Movie Stats & Links |
Starring: |
Steve Carell,
Lauren Graham, Morgan Freeman, Wanda Sykes, John Goodman |
MPAA Rated: |
PG |
Released By: |
Universal Studios |
Web Site: |
www.evanalmighty.com |
Kiddie Movie: |
It's better for
them. |
Date Movie: |
Only if she's sort
of religious. |
Gratuitous Sex: |
Nope. |
Gratuitous
Violence: |
Nope. |
Action: |
The flood I guess. |
Laughs: |
Not really. |
Memorable
Scene: |
Nothing stands
out. |
Memorable
Quote: |
Something like: "I
feel like that Indian in front of the garbage." |
Directed By: |
Tom Shadyac |
Produced By: |
Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Michael Bostick, Steve Carell,
Neal H. Moritz, Tom Shadyac |
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Evan Almighty
A Movie Review |
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I know there will be people who will like "Evan
Almighty." It has a nice story, like "Bruce Almighty" it
does some preaching about believing in God’s plan for us
all, and the movie folks made it PG instead of PG-13, which
for me, sadly, means no jokes about growing boobs or sex,
but for you, well, you can safely bring your kids. The
problem I really had with the movie, though, is along with
no boob or sex jokes, well, there really weren’t many jokes
at all.
Let’s get to the story…
Evan Baxter (Steve Carrell), the same anchorman dude from
"Bruce Almighty," has decided to further his career by
running for political office, and winning, on the platform
of changing the world. He packs up his wife and kids and
move to a new housing development in Washington D.C., and
even though he says he will spend more time with the family,
we all know that won’t be the case. He quickly is being
bamboozled by Congressman Long (John Goodman) to support a
controversial environmental destruction bill, mostly because
Evan is still just enamored with actually being a
Congressman.
Enter God.
Yup, Morgan Freeman is back in his role as God, and his
plan this time isn’t to give Evan his powers, nope, God
wants Evan to build an ark, just like Noah in the bible.
Suddenly animals are following him, his hair is growing
long, and he can’t wear normal clothes anymore, just a robe.
With the help of a building an ark for dummies book, Evan,
with only tools that might have been around during biblical
times, embarks on his ark building. The kids are enjoying
time with dad, Congressman Long has him booted from
Congress, and mom, Joan (Lauren Graham), is freaked by
Evan’s new passion, hair, and clothing.
But God, of course, has a reason for Evan to build this
ark, and the family becomes closer than ever, thanks to God
who ends up having to explain to Joan why she should stand
by her man.
On paper "Evan Almighty" probably looked to have promise,
but for me, on the screen, there just wasn’t much there. Now
I’m usually able to suspend reality for a while during a
movie, but there were too many times when I really wanted to
screen talk, or rather screen yell, like when Joan was
questioning Evan about his beard, with Evan telling her when
he shaves it just grows right back, and of course she
doesn’t believe him – I so much wanted to stand up and yell
"Just take her to the bathroom and shave your beard you
idiot!!!" Then there was the obvious reason why God had Evan
build the ark in the first place, given away subtly at the
beginning of the movie, and then not so subtly on the big
day. I also thought it would have been funnier if God didn’t
transform Evan into a Noah look-a-like, but rather had Steve
Carell building an ark.
I laughed once, right at the beginning of the film, when
Evan, at the TV news station on his last day, turns to the
camera and says something like "I feel like that Indian in
front of the garbage" (a joke no one else seemed to get in
the theater), but most of the time I just groaned in my seat
with scenes like a stray dog taking a dump in Evan’s new
yard, the overuse of bird pooping on Congressman Long, the
movie marquise of "The 40 Year Old Virgin Mary," and the
"Spider-Man" quote of "With great power comes great
responsibility."
Look, the movie isn’t horrible, and like I said some of
you will probably like it, especially if you are looking for
something with a nice, swell, religious overtone to it, and
is also safe enough so you can take your kids to it and tell
them "See, God always has a plan for us." For me, though,
the premise of getting God’s powers and learning from it
("Bruce Almighty") had lots of potential and worked on the
funny scale; the premise of building an ark and turning into
Noah, not so much. It’s 1 star out of 5 from me for "Evan
Almighty," although for some of you it is probably a 4 star
film.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!!
L8R!!! |