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Exit Wounds
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Steven Seagal, DMX, Tom Arnold,
Anthony Anderson |
| MPAA Rated: |
R |
| Released By: |
Warner
Bros. |
| Web Site: |
www.exitwounds.net |
| Kiddie Movie: |
Leave them at
home. |
| Date Movie: |
You might want to
leave her at home too. |
| Gratuitous Sex: |
Naked ladies in a
bar. |
| Gratuitous
Violence: |
It's Steven Seagal
doing what he does best. Expect a lot. |
| Action: |
See
"Violence." |
| Laughs: |
Tom Arnold and
Anthony Anderson are hilarious. |
| Memorable
Scene: |
The ending with
Henry (Tom Arnold) and T.K. (Anthony Anderson) trading quips
on the talk show. |
| Memorable
Quote: |
Too many during
the Henry/T.K. talk show. |
| Directed By: |
Andrzej Bartkowiak |
| Produced By: |
Joel Silver, Dan
Cracchiolo, John M. Eckert, and Ernest Johnson |
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Exit Wounds
A Movie Review |
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Leaving "Exit Wounds" I was happy of one
thing – Steven Seagal was back to playing Steven Seagal, kicking
ass and taking names. That’s all I wanted to see.
The story, well, do you really care about the story? Alright, I’ll
give you the brief run-down. Seagal plays Orin Boyd. He’s a cop
with a temper problem and gets relocated to the worse side of town.
Along with his reassignment, well, Orin is made to go to
anger-management courses where he runs into talk show host Henry
(played hysterically by Tom Arnold). As the story goes Orin is doing
some investigating and comes across Latrell (DMX). Orin thinks
Latrell is bad news and is hell-bent on finding the real story.
Kicking ass here, investigating there, and Latrell being a pretty
good bad-ass, well, that’s about all you need to know because the
story is kinda silly when you think about it.
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So I will keep this review short because who really needs to
analyze a Steven Seagal movie. "Exit Wounds" gives you
what you want, even some really cool gadgetry, and the laughs
provided by Tom Arnold and Latrell’s sidekick, T.K., played by
Anthony Anderson are more than enough to get you to see a matinee or
at least wait till the video hits the store.
As a great movie, "Exit Wounds" probably only warrants
one star, but as a Steven Seagal film, it’s
3 ½ stars out of 5.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!! |
