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Fred Claus
Movie Stats & Links |
Starring: |
Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti,
Miranda Richardson, Kevin Spacey, Kathy Bates, Ludacris,
Rachel Weisz |
MPAA Rated: |
PG |
Released By: |
Warner
Bros. |
Web Site: |
www.fredclaus.net |
Kiddie Movie: |
It should be for them, but it gets
complicated. |
Date Movie: |
Only if she's
bringing your kids along. |
Gratuitous Sex: |
Just Elizabeth
Banks in a smoking-hot North Pole outfit. |
Gratuitous
Violence: |
Slapstick. |
Action: |
Nah. |
Laughs: |
A few here and
there. |
Memorable
Scene: |
Fred visiting the
Jewish family. |
Memorable
Quote: |
None. |
Directed By: |
David Dobkin |
Produced By: |
David Dobkin, Jessie Nelson, Joel Silver |
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Fred Claus
A Movie Review |
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As a big fan of Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti, and as a
fan of most Christmas flicks, part of me was looking forward
to "Fred Claus." The premise seemed cute enough, with Fred
(Vince Vaughn) being Santa’s (Giamatti) older brother, and
sort of a troublemaker, but the thing I feared about the
movie came true – the films folks just made it way too
complicated.
Let’s start with the story…
Many years ago Mother Claus (Kathy Bates) gave birth to a
giant baby and named him Nick. Fred was Nick’s older
brother, and at first loved his brother, until Nick became
mom’s favorite. Eventually, to explain why Santa doesn’t get
older, we find that when one becomes a Saint, well, neither
he nor his immediate family age anymore (kinda like
"Highlander"). So while Nick is keeping kids the world over
happy at Christmas time, Fred has settled into life as a
repo-man in Chicago, in love with Wanda (Rachel Weisz), but
not a very good boyfriend. In a bit of a financial bind Fred
has to turn to his brother for help, and Nick tells Fred
he’ll give him the money if he comes and works for him a bit
at the North Pole. But Fred is sort of screw-up, and that’s
not Santa’s only problem – Clyde (Kevin Spacey) is along to
investigate Santa’s efficiency problems, threatening to shut
the operation down and outsource it to the South Pole.
So, like most "trying to feel good" Christmas movies, we
can assume somehow Fred will come back around to the family
he deserted years ago and probably help save Christmas,
Clyde will get his do (or we find out he isn’t such a bad
guy), and Fred will also get the girl.
As simple as all of that seems, "Fred Claus" actually
gets too complicated at times, probably having one subplot
too many, that really starts to make the movie drag. It’s
tough enough for Santa trying to bring the family back
together, but now he’s stuck with having to save his
operation from the likes of the evil Clyde, and if that’s
not enough we get Fred trying to help Willie (John Michael
Higgins), the head elf, with his love-life.
The other problem I had with "Fred Claus" is that a lot
of the jokes have been done already, in a mixture between
"The Santa Clause" series and "Elf." Yup, there we have Fred
staying with Willie, with Fred’s legs dangling off the top
of the bunk bed, we have Fred in the bathroom made for
little people, and we get some talk about Clyde’s problems
with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. The most original
part of the movie, at a Sibling’s Anonymous meeting, was
pretty funny, but how many little kids out there are going
to understand a scene including the likes of Roger Clinton,
Frank Stallone, and Stephen Baldwin.
Hidden in "Fred Claus" could have been a Christmas
classic, because I will admit, there was a scene where I did
get weepy towards the end, but I think the downfall of the
movie was the "Clyde with his hidden agenda to destroy
Santa" story. If the movie had just stuck to the story of
Nick trying to get the family back together they could have
easily shaved twenty minutes off of the film (thus
eliminating a lot of the dragging portions), and kept the
core spirit of Christmas at its heart – family.
Gosh, I so much wanted to like "Fred Claus" a lot more,
but it really seemed to try to pack in too much, and even
though I did get a little weepy I’ve got to only give the
movie 2 ½ stars out of 5.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!!
L8R!!! |