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The Girl Next Door
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| Starring: |
Elisha Cuthbert,
and sorry, I’m a dude, no one else matters. |
| MPAA Rated: |
R |
| Released By: |
20th Century Fox |
| Directed By: |
Luke Greenfield |
| Produced By: |
Harry Gittes, Charles Gordon, Marc Sternberg |
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The Girl Next Door
A Movie Preview |
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So the nerdy high school senior has a hot girl move in next door
and he falls in love with her, but then again, what nerdy high school
senior wouldn’t? Getting caught as a peeping Tom, she makes him do
some humiliating stuff, but then takes it upon herself to turn this
nerdy kid into a fun dude, and they end up liking each other. Then he
finds out she is a porn star, and now seems to be trying to get her to
stop, saying she’s better than that. Well, her manager doesn’t seem to
appreciate our hero getting her out of the biz, so we get the dorkiest
line I’ve heard in a while “Is the juice worth the squeeze?” Can our
hero get the girl out of the business, does she really want to get out
of the business, will she get naked?
Some are comparing this to “Risky Business,” and I guess for the
new generation it kinda is, but for me, Risky wins on the line, “Once
in a while you have to say ‘What the fuck.’” This one's got Elisha Cuthbert,
who I have a new found appreciation for after seeing her in Maxim, so
that’s enough to get me in the theater. Hopefully the movie will be
good, too.
That’s it for this preview! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!! |
