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                     Payback 
					Movie Stats & Links  | 
                 
                
                  | Starring: | 
                  Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry, Maria Bello, Kris
                  Kristofferson, James Coburn | 
                 
                
                  | MPAA Rated: | 
                  R | 
                 
                
                  | Released By: | 
               
                  Paramount
                  Pictures 
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                  | Kiddie Movie: | 
               
                  Nope. 
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                  | Date Movie: | 
               
                  She might fall asleep. 
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                  | Gratuitous Sex: | 
               
                  A cool dominatrix, but just lots of leather,
                  whips, and kicks. 
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                  | Gratuitous 
					Violence: | 
               
                  Some quality kills - I'll give the movie that
                  much. 
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                  | Action: | 
               
                  It tried to be more suspenseful. 
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                  | Laughs: | 
               
                  Some chuckles. 
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                  | Memorable 
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                  Two: The punk kid getting his nose-ring pulled
                  out, and the scene best described as a small sledge
                  hammer and Mel's toes. 
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                  | Memorable 
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                  None. 
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                  | Directed By: | 
               
                  Brian Helgeland 
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                  | Produced By: | 
               
                  Bruce Davey 
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							Payback 
							A Movie Review  | 
							
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         Well, I think my feelings about the
         new Mel Gibson movie, "Payback," can best be summed up by
         what a dude asked the lady he was with as they were leaving,
         "Honey, you fell asleep, didn't you?" Unfortunately, I
         didn't fall asleep, I watched the entire thing.
         
         Payback kind of goes like this: Mel plays Porter, a dude
         who was shot by his wife and is set-up by his friend, Val.
         Val needed some cash to get himself back in the syndicate,
         and with Mel's help he got it. Well, everyone thought Mel
         was dead, except Mel. He made his way back to the living,
         stole a dude's wallet, used the dude's credit cards to get a
         lot of cash, a nice suit, and gun, and made his way to
         retrieve his 70 thousand dollars.
         
          So, Mel hooks up with his old girlfriend, and through one
         bad guy, to the next bad guy, to the next bad guy, he pretty
         much does in the syndicate, some bad cops, and some bad ass
         Asians.
         
          The movie had potential to be a kick ass action flick,
         with Mel flashing his pearly whites, and generally shooting
         lots of people and blowing shit up. But, the movie was
         filmed kinda like an old private eye movie, with Mel's
         character narrating along and leading you through the story.
         This had the potential to help, but instead it slowed the
         movie down to a crawl.
         
          There were some bright spots in the movie, such as the
         dominatrix doing her stuff, Porter's ex-hooker girlfriend
         tricking the youngin', and when James Coburn was on the
         screen, but mostly the film just dragged.
         
          So, I won't bore you anymore with this review. I guess,
         for me, I just wanted to see Mel in a cool action flick, and
         not a movie that was trying to be artsy. Unfortunately,
         "Payback" missed a little on both points. I would say wait
         for video on his one, or maybe even cable, but there are a
         lot of better movies out there right now. I give "Payback" 1
         ½ stars out of 5.
         
          That's it for this one, I'm The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!  |