Most horror movies don’t scare The Dude on the Right, usually they just make him laugh or groan. Watching (and reviewing) “Hatchet” made him laugh which is a good thing. The Dude knows that his sister would probably be crapping her pants viewing it, but for him, he loves these kinds of horror movies but just thought the first 30 minutes took too long. His favorite quote from the DVD actually came from the director/writer, Adam Green, during one of the extras – “If I’m not going to see some nudity and some gore , don’t waste my time.” According to The Dude on the Right, “Hatchet” will give you plenty of nudity and plenty of gore, so it probably won’t waste your time.