The Dude on the Right has turned in his guy-card. Yup, we find in his movie review of “Definitely, Maybe” that The Dude got weepy, even during a scene that was telegraphed from miles away. He does think it is a great date movie, but is sad the with Ryan Reynolds entering the realm of being a more serious actor, odds are there won’t be a “Van Wilder: He’s a Professor Now.”