For some reason The Dude on the Right went to see a movie when he knew there would be kids there, so for some of this review of “Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!” we get to find out why The Dude wouldn’t be a good parent. He also didn’t care for the movie that much, and with the rambunctious kids he wonders if they were lying when they told their parents they really liked it.