Musical Tastes: I've never really tasted music, but I suppose it tastes a lot like chicken. Seriously, I listen to just about everything, but I tend toward guitar gods like Hendrix, SRV, Buddy Guy. I also get into Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, and just about anything else that's loud and fast.

Person I Most Admire: I can't really think of anyone other than myself.

People Don't Know:  I'm really a quite sensitive new age guy.

Turn Ons:  Women of most sizes shapes and colors, beer, and sports, not necessarily in that order.

Never Leave Home Without:  Your spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Best Advice I Ever Got:  Never pet a burning dog.

Stuff I Do at E-Ave.:  Reviews when I'm not golfing, playing pool or softball, and resident computer nerd.

Ambitions:  To play first base for the Chicago Cubs. If that doesn't pan out, write the ultimate video game make millions, and retire to the Bahamas.