Ambitions: My goals in life are simple. I want to date Cindy Crawford, marry Holly Hunter, and keep Kathy Ireland on the side. Aside from that, just be happy and fix up my 1986 Camaro Iroc.

Turn-Ons: I really like a girl that knows how to say when. Like "when would you like a beer" or "when would you like to...," well, you know. Stuff like that.

Turn-Offs: Girls that don't know how to say when.

Never Leave Home Without: A condom, twenty bucks, and a pack of gum.

People I Admire: Harvey Keitel, Al Capone, and my Uncle Sal.

Favorite Movie: To pick just one is hard but I'd have to say "The Bad Lieutenant."

Work Ethic: Never do today what can be put off till tomorrow.

Former Occupations: Dishwasher, Bartender, Numbers runner, Petroleum transfer engineer, city truck driver.

Best Advice Ever Given: Uncle Sal always said to mind your own fuckn' business.

Jobs at Entertainment Ave!: Asst. Editor - The Movie Theater, Movie/video reviewer, advice columnist, concert reviewer, bouncer.