Tag: Andy Wonders

Do You Prefer a Sunrise or a Sunset?

Sunrise over the Springbrook Prairie Forest PreserveThis morning I have to admit I was a little selfish, at least when it came to Milo getting a walk. It was a gorgeous morning and knowing Milo wouldn’t be up for about a 6 mile walk, I decided it was going to be a walk for me. So I let Milo sleep in, headed to the Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve in Naperville, and found out they officially open one hour after sunrise. Crap! Lucky for me the golf course is right across from the entrance so I risked getting towed and/or arrested by the park ranger, and hoofed it over to the trail. I hadn’t been to the trail in a few years, and I doubt things would have changed much, and on this I was correct. However, I had never gone for a walk there first thing in the morning, as the sun was rising, the dew was still on the prairie grass and hanging on the spider webs, complete with a light blanket of fog creating a sometimes eerie feeling to the trail, and risking getting trampled by a bunch of runners from the local high school.

It was nice.

So I took a few pictures, had my music blasting in my headphones, and surprised myself by making the five and a half mile loop in about an hour and a half (I could have beaten the hour and a half mark had I not taken some pictures, but that’s alright – next time!), which was probably about an hour and a half quicker than I could have made the loop about five years ago. I know, because I did it the loop about five years ago, and I guess losing the forty or fifty pounds since then really helped because I was actually tempted to go for loop #2. Alas, it was time to head back home as I figured shooting for about a half-marathon walk might not be the best of ideas, yet, and maybe in the short term the goal will be to get walk under the hour and a half mark.

As I was walking, though, it occurred to me that I think I’m now more of a sunrise person. Don’t get me wrong, I like a good sunset every now and then, but like the Augustana song “Boston”, I think I need a sunrise, I’m tired of the sunset. And so I plight: Do you prefer a sunrise or a sunset?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Have You Posted a Review in an App Store?

I have a few apps in the Apple app store. For a shameless plug, head to the App Store and check them out. It’s kind of a hobby. Some people collect stamps, others go bowling (That went away for me with my “bowler’s knee” as I call it), while I play around with some iPhone app development. I am a geek, I suppose.

I only bring this up because I’m also a fan of apps, and a fan, usually, of when apps get updated, but it always boggles my mind when updating, or rather full redesigns occur, and there doesn’t seem to be any real testing of the core features of the app, or understanding the repercussions of changing an app. One app I regularly use is called Remember the Milk, and about a year ago they did a full redesign. I originally didn’t like the redesign, but much like Facebook changing things, if it’s something we use all of the time, and we like the core concept, we’ll get used to it, and eventually I got over it and am still a fan of the app. The thing was, in the end, it worked like it was supposed to.

There were updates to two app recently that for whatever reason I keep following the slew of 1 star comments on. The first is for a local grocery store, Jewel-Osco, that recently changed ownership. Their old app had a function where you could reorder your prescription, which I guess was easier than using the automated phone feature, but what do I know because my prescription is on auto-refill so they just call me every month and say my pills are ready. The new app took away the prescription reordering feature and people are livid. Comments of the app being useless now, comments of why they changed it, comments of they suck, and out of 52 ratings there are 2 at five stars, 1 at three stars, 1 at two stars, and 48 at one star of people upset they can’t refill their pills any longer with the app.

The other app I regularly use is called OverDrive Media Console. It’s used mostly to read digital version of library books. They, too, recently did a full re-design of their app, and again, people don’t like it. Sure, there are some that don’t like the new look, although most see to be able to get over it. The problem with their redesign is that this is one they didn’t seem to do much testing on as some of the core functionality that was present in the old version, namely touching the end of the screen to change a page, or the page changing at a relatively normal speed, are gone. Complaints about slow page turning, about having to “swipe” to turn the page which then sometimes causes the sidebar to appear instead of turning the page, and about how audiobook listening is practically non-functional, among others, seem to be the majority of the complaints. The interesting thing I find, though, is that the OverDrive folks seem to have a slew of people posting questionable reviews because along with the 81 ratings of one star, pretty much saying the new version sucks, there are 47 votes of five stars with reviews stating that this is the best app, ever.

I’m not sure why, but things like this fascinate me.

I get a few reviews for my apps. Nothing crazy, some people like them, some don’t, but I always do my best to at least make sure any revisions are functional, and test updates on everything from my iPhone version 1 to the latest one out there just to know how slow/fast/if things work things are. Sometimes, though, I think testers are only on the latest and greatest device and forget that there are thousands of users still on older devices, and they are probably going to piss them off. Now, I haven’t submitted any ratings for apps, nor reviews, although I am tempted to write one for the OverDrive app as I’m having the same problem as the 81 people who now hate the app, but with my thought to post a review, I plight: Have you posted a review in an app store?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

 

Are Smartphones Getting Too Big?

Back in the day I managed a Radio Shack in lovely Rantoul, IL. It was a nice store, near the Chanute Air Force Base that was eventually closed, and at the time cell phones weren’t small. Yes, they sold a truly portable phone, but down there in the country cell phone towers weren’t nearly as prevalent as they are today, and whenever someone came in hoping to buy the small phone I had to tell them that most of the time the phone wouldn’t work, the cell phone signal was too week, so in order to have the protection and convenience a cell phone could give they really needed to have a bag phone. They were sad. They wanted small. They wanted something they could put in their pocket. They wanted cool even if it cost them a few dollars more, and they couldn’t afford it.

Oddly there seems to be a bizarre shift in the cell phone world, back to big, at least you would think so if you check out some of the headlines, especially the latest from USA Today: “New 6.3-inch Samsung phone approaches tablet size.” Yes, the convenience and protection of a cell phone is getting back to needing a bag to carry it with the Samsung Galaxy Mega!

Me, I’m an Apple guy and love the fact that they haven’t gone crazy with trying to make a phablet, as it would be. Not that they might not in the future, but I like that my phone fits in my pocket and for the larger stuff, i.e the video viewing, book reading, and immersive games, there is the iPad or the iPad Mini. Is it that hard to carry both? While I understand the desire for people to have everything all-in-one as it would be, I also feel there is a convenience factor for the idea of a phone. To me it seems practical enough: It makes calls, I can check email, I can read a book if I really wanted to, I can watch a movie, I can play games, and I can take pictures or video without looking like a doofus holding up what amounts to something the size of a sheet of paper blocking the view of those behind me so I can get a lousy picture of Rick Springfield at the country fair. On that note, I believe there are two kinds of people: Those that use their iPad sized device to take pictures and video, and those that make fun of the people using their iPad sized device to shoot pictures and video.

People made fun of the iPad when it came out, mocking it’s size, pretending to hold it up to their head like an iPhone to make phone calls even though the device wasn’t a phone. Oddly enough some smartphones are getting to be exactly that size, and people will look exactly like those in the pictures when making a call. For me, bigger is not always better, at least in terms of my cell phone. I like the convenience, I like the protection, and I like that it fits in my pocket. So, with that, as the world eagerly awaits Apple to announce their new iPhone 5S and 5C in the coming weeks, the thing we do know is it won’t be a phone the size of a tablet. Maybe Apple is behind the curve on this one and people want an iPad they can hold up to their head, make a phone call, and carry in a bag? I guess retro might really be in this year! Welcome back, bag phone!

Alright, enough rambling, let’s get to the plight: Are smartphones getting too big?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Have You Used a Dot Matrix Printer Before?

Last weekend was the Air and Water Show in Chicago. This year I took a pass, although I have been to a few in the past, and I will always say that the best day, as long as the weather is nice, is on the Friday before, for the practice show, which is really just a dry-run of the full show. Alas, though, this year, thanks to the government sequester, government funding for cool stuff, like the Air Force Thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels, has been cut, and therefore those acts were cut from the show. Most people still say the show was fun, but I’m guessing it just wasn’t the same as there is something about the jets that is just awesome.

But what does this have to do with a dot matrix printer?

Well, let me tell you.

In the week leading up to the Air and Water Show the local newscasts all have some kind of special interest story about the show. In the past there is always some reporter allowed to tag along with the Thunderbirds or Blue Angels, and they try not to barf in the cockpit, but without the big boys this year the news folks were relegated to talking about, well, the boring acts, or at least the “Not as exciting as barfing in the cockpit” acts. As I was watching the report, they were interviewing a guy from the Geico Skytypers, and the gentleman was explaining how skytyping is different from skywriting, in that for skywriting you have one plane doing loops and fun things drawing words and figures in the sky, but for skytyping they can do a lot more like spell out the word “Geico” and draw a flag. Okay, he didn’t really say the part about the flag, I picked that up from their website, but the thing he did mention is that skytyping is like printing things on a dot matrix printer, to which I instantly thought, “How many kids, who, well, might actually be watching the news, just said ‘Dad, what’s a dot matrix printer?'”

Me, I remember the dot matrix printer, trying to feed ribbon in the printer, and how noisy they were no matter how many things you tried to use to muffle the sound, but in this era of the inkjet (based on the same concept of the dot matrix), and the laser printer, I’m wondering, and so I’m plighting: Have you used a dot matrix printer before?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! Bring back the Thunderbirds and Blue Angles!!! L8R!!!

Have You Ever had Apple Pie and Cheddar Cheese Together?

Over the weekend I was introduced to a combination I thought had no chance of working, apple pie and cheddar cheese. I’m not sure why, but in my head it just seems weird, but I was assured it would be tasty. With dinner complete, and a slight rest for some movie watching, it was time now for dessert, and I was presented with a small plate with a slice of apple pie, some small, slices of cheddar cheese on the side, and of course a scoop of ice cream. I was instructed to take a forkful of the apple pie, bite off a piece of the cheese, and eat it together. Now, as I’m a speed-eater, I had to be reminded as I took the forkful of apple pie that I was to eat them together and not just swallow the pie and then eat the cheese, so I did what I was told and low and behold, some interesting tastiness erupted in my mouth.

I’m not good at describing culinary tastes so I’m not going to try to expand with something like “The sharpness of the cheddar complimented the sweetness of the apple pie, nicely.” or “The flakiness of the crust combined with the chewiness of the cheese created a glop of a tasty blob in the mouth.” Instead I’m going with “It was tasty!”

So, my recommendation for the next time you have apple pie is to have a block of sharp, cheddar cheese on hand, and with your mouthful of pie, eat some cheese. You might be surprised. And yes, the ice cream was good, too!

It sounds like a weird combination, and as I can now answer “Yes. It was tasty!”, I’ve got to plight: Have you ever had apple pie and cheddar cheese together?

That’s it for this plight! I”m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Are You a Fan of “Duck Dynasty?”

So the other day I ask around, “What day is it?” Yes, it was a Wednesday, and I’m a fan of the camel on the Geico commercial, and most people responded with exactly what I was looking for, “Hump day!” I say most because one person didn’t want to play along with my “talking camel appreciation” so they posted about it not being Friday, and that it was also “Duck Dynasty” day. Other than seeing merchandising in the store, seeing the family on some country music special the other day, spotting their books on the New York Times Best Sellers list, and somehow not going by a day without hearing something about “Duck Dynasty,” I must admit I have never seen the show, nor did I know it was “Duck Dynasty” Day.

But it seems a lot of people did. 11.8 million people as a matter of fact.

Sure, 11.8 million sounds like a lot of people, and for cable it’s huge, heck, for TV it’s pretty big I suppose, the largest audience ever for a cable reality show, or I guess non-fiction series if we want to be specific, and then the article gets into a lot of demographic info saying how it’s almost bigger than the old “John and Kate” show in one age group, and it’s now bigger than “Trading Spaces” (I must admit I was a huge Spaces fan, up until they started re-tooling it, but what else is new?) in another age group. The scary part is that this group of Duck people, well, they would probably be eclipsing the latest “American Idol” ratings if the show was on normal TV as I’m sure there are people who would love to check it out, but couldn’t find A&E on their cable system if they wanted to.

I won’t be watching “Duck Dynasty” anytime soon, not that I’m not interested, but it just doesn’t fit into my viewing schedule right now. I do wonder, though, and I plight: Are you a fan of “Duck Dynasty?”

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Are You a Dishwasher Re-Arranger?

The dishwasher. It’s a nice appliance, one that I didn’t have growing up as we, the children, were the dishwashers some of the time, or Mom was the rest of the time. We also didn’t do the “drying the dishes after washing them’ thing as we had the lovely rack for the other half of the sink, the one where you can pile the dishes about three feet high to dry, and then, as a kid, instead of putting the dishes away, would fish out the bowl from the bottom of the pile for a bowl of cereal even if there was a clean one in the cupboard. I was, however, always fascinated by the clear dishwasher they would have in the appliance section at Sears, and always wanted to just stop and watch it for a while, but my parents would never let me.

It wasn’t until my fraternity days in college that I first had a dishwasher, but even then it was an industrial machine, made of stainless steel with a heater that didn’t really work right, and then, finally, at my first apartment, there it was, a normal dishwasher!

The thing was, since I lived by myself, at first I didn’t use it that much, still relying on the old “rack in the sink” thing for the longest time, until, really, I ended up in my townhouse and realized you could just keep putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher, and then maybe once or twice a week have to turn it on. Getting married, though, the “leaving the dirty dishes until full” thing stopped, and I also came to realize that there are two kinds of dishwasher people: The “load the dishwasher appropriately” people, and the “load the dishwasher all willy-nilly” kind. I will say that I am the latter, and will venture to say that my wife (and she may not agree) is the “willy-nilly” kind.

With that, though, I will fully admit that I’m a dishwasher re-arranger. I don’t know if it’s my engineering background, I don’t know if it’s because I like to solve puzzles, or I don’t know if it’s because I figure someone designed those plate holders a certain way for maximum cleaning efficiency that we should load the dishwasher a certain way, but rarely a day goes by when I don’t move at least one plate/bowl/glass that my wife puts in the dishwasher and put it someplace else that I feel is more appropriate for plate/bowl/glass cleanliness. If the dishwasher is getting full, and it looks like that bowl won’t fit, I’m in there moving a glass from here to there, shifting a plate to the other side, and somehow doing my best to make it all fit. My wife will put a baking dish in one way – I’ll move it. She’ll put a glass on one side of the rack – I’ll move it to the other side. I’ll fill the dishwasher properly, and she, well, I love her. I know my re-arranging drives her crazy sometimes, but I can’t help it, re-arranging the dishwasher, I fear, will always be a part of me.

It was in one of my last dishwasher re-arranging episodes that I wondered a lot about this, and so I plight: Are you a dishwasher re-arranger?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Do You Fold Your Underwear?

In keeping with my “things I think men do” theme that I sort of had with my “Have You Ever “Vacuumed” a Couch?” plight from the other day, this one is inspired by my wife who, the other day, upon emptying the dryer filled with some of my clothes, folded my underwear. She didn’t iron them, but there they were, nicely folded on the bed and ready to be nicely placed in their respective drawer. It was difficult for me putting them in the drawer neatly as I didn’t really want to dishevel them after she put so much work into the folding, so I gently put them in the drawer, thus preserving the neatness.

Here’s the thing. I never fold my underwear. It comes out of the dryer, I separate it from the socks, and then just shove it in the underwear drawer, squishing things around so they all fit, and I can close the drawer. Sometimes I’ll even rotate the underwear, taking the garments from the bottom out of the drawer, putting the freshly cleaned underwear not on the bottom, and put the ones that were now on the bottom on the top of the pile.

As things go, as I was putting the folded underwear in the drawer, I couldn’t help but think about the folding of underwear, and so I plight: Do you fold your underwear?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Is it Wrong to Think “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity!” before Saying “Amen”?

Last week a buddy of mine on Facebook was in a posting mood and for most of his musings he was finding a “shmoyoho” songified video (Gun control), or the “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” Sweet Brown classic to go with a thought. It was the “Smash, Smash, Smash” post, however, that spurred me to finally chime in and defend Justin Bieber, and also link to one of my favorite auto-tuned clips, namely Pastor Joe Nelms giving a prayer at a NASCAR race, where he so lovingly comments about his “smokin’ hot wife,” and liked to proclaim “Boogity, boogity, boogity! Amen!”

As it is quite a catchy tune, and having watched it again just before going to church, I couldn’t help but find myself humming it, whistling it, and all around annoying my wife with it on the way to mass. Then, as the service was going on, I was, in my head, trying to fit “Boogity, boogity, boogity!” into my thoughts prior to every time I said “Amen!” I thought to myself how much more enjoyable a mass would be should we change the proper response from a plain, ol’ “Amen,” to now including the “boogity,” but then I thought maybe I should head right to the confessional as, when I get to The Pearly Gates, there would be St. Peter, and I would either be met with him humming and smiling along, and welcoming me in, or cursing me for getting the song stuck in his head and pointing me in the other direction.

Alas, as mass was ending, and not really wanting to annoy our Pastor with the question, I simply decided to plight: Is it Wrong to Think “Boogity, boogity, boogity!” before saying “Amen”?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Does a Waffle Taco Sound Appetizing?

Okay, to be fair, it isn’t really a taco as you are thinking, that being a waffle, shaped like a taco shell, and filled with taco meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and some hot sauce. Nope, Taco Bell has been trying out this thing they are calling a “Waffle Taco” because they, too, are looking to get into the breakfast market. The sad thing is, to me, the thing actually sounds kind of tasty, in a gross kind of way, kind of like the McGriddle concept at McDonald’s.  It seems the “Taco Waffle” is a waffle, and yes, shaped like a taco shell, but filled with breakfast goodness like scrambled eggs, sausage, and a side of syrup. I guess it’s been a hit in Southern California, and Taco Bell is now expanding their test markets to fast food meccas like Nebraska and Tennessee. I’m going to guess it’s going to be a hit in those locals as well, which means, coming soon to a Taco Bell near you, breakfast food, including a Waffle Taco.

I guess my plight question is a little misleading because if you just read it, well, it might sound gross and not tasty, but in any case, I’m plighting: Does a Waffle Taco sound appetizing?

That’s it for this plight! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!