By:
The Dude on the Right
So I’m watching the TV show
"30 Rock," as I am
wont to do because I enjoy it, and the episode dealt partly with the "finale" of
"MILF Island," with "20 super-hot moms, 50 kids, and no rules," and the first
part of me, as a fan of
"Survivor,"
knew that if there was actually a TV show called "MILF Island," I’m sure I would
be watching. The second part of me knows, now that NBC has screwed it up
and probably copyrighted the concept somehow, FOX won’t be able to actually make
it a series, nor will CBS, who did their own exploitation of children with "Kid
Nation" and all they would have to do would be add some super-hot moms.
In
any case the episode of "30 Rock" made me laugh, but then quickly reminded me
that I am old. Why? They advertised that you could actually buy a "MILF
Island" t-shirt, I found that very funny, and I even thought of jumping online
to order one. Then I quickly caught myself saying "Self, you’re not in
college anymore, even though you may think you are. Where in the hell do
you think you could actually pull off wearing a ‘MILF Island’ t-shirt?"
And in listening to myself I realized there isn’t any place in the entire
Universe where I could pull off wearing that t-shirt, although it would be sort
of funny to try, especially if I could be a fly on the wall, listening to the
comments wearing it had brought about.
I might still buy it anyway
since I need a new t-shirt to wear while I’m exercising at home, and I know that
every time I would look in the mirror while wearing it, well, it will make me laugh, but could
I wear it in public? Maybe I should just buy one for
Stu
Gotz. I’m sure he would wear it, out in public, and be able to make the
ladies laugh. He has that way.
That’s it for this one!
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!