By:
The Dude on the Right
Sure,
for this podcast, I could rant and rave about the Chicago Cubs and Chicago
White Sox losing both of their first games in the baseball playoffs, but
something more important crept into my psyche today, and this might sound
stupid, but it simply dealt with pushing a button in an elevator. And
speaking of stupid, well, there was a study done about people who eat at a
Chinese buffet, and I just worry that I lost out on grant money for a study of
"duh." And speaking of studying, a hiker found some stuff that Steve
Fossett owned while the dude was hiking, stuff that didn’t burn up in the crash
that has now been found, but where is the body of Steve Fossett, and is there
any reward money for the dude or should he at least be able to keep the cash
that he found? And speaking of cash, there’s an e-mail going around about the
bailout of AIG that would net adults in the United States $425,000 each, but the
math is wrong. No, you don’t get $425,000 which might save you from your
own financial crisis, you would actually get $425 which probably won’t help you
pay off your mortgage, might help you get into the world’s crappiest college,
you could buy a shitty car, or purchase about 1.08 shares of stock in
Google should you decide to invest your windfall in the stock market. Me,
I’m not so much pissed that I’m not getting $425,000.00, I’m pissed I didn’t
think of writing that e-mail and let my sister disseminate it to the rest of the
world.
Lastly, the PTC (that’s the Parent’s Television Council) is upset with
CBS again. You figure out why, but if you’re a dudette or gay, you might
just start TiVoing "Survivor: Gabon."
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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