I Might Just be Voting for Sanjaya on “American Idol.”

By:

The Dude on the Right

After watching "American
Idol"
last week I have a prediction that next season there might be some
changing in how the top twelve finalists are picked, namely that from the "top
24" to the "top twelve" the judges will have a vote for who gets booted, kind of
like how the voting is handled for

"Dancing With the Stars,"
where the judge’s scores are averaged with the
phone-in vote.  From the looks on Randy, Paula, and Simon’s faces, they did
not seemed pleased with everyone who made it to the top twelve.

And since I’m
not that pleased with everyone who made it to the top twelve either, and after
listening to

Howard Stern
this morning, I am really close to jumping on the
"Vote for the Worst"
bandwagon and pledge my allegiance to

Sanjaya
.  As I write this I am even closer to trying to keep Sanjaya
around, especially after witnessing Brandon’s opening number for tonight’s show,
where he forgot the words to the song after his "Elvis Pelvic-Thrust Maneuver." 
I suppose I’ll see how Gina does, since she’s from my neck of the woods, but for
now, as Howard put it, I would love to see Simon pulling out his hair as Sanjaya
gets closer to being our next "American Idol."

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!