The Dude on the Right is trying to figure out, during this podcast, how he will skirt the authorities in his trying to woo Shania Twain in either Switzerland or Canada, since he doesn’t have a passport and she is breaking up with her hubby. He also steals a story from “The Roe Conn Show” about Starbucks and their naked mermaid, gets some audio he heard on “Howard Stern” as a tease for Monday’s podcast, but does know that David will win “American Idol.”