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Charlie's Angels
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore,
Lucy Liu, Bill Murray |
| MPAA Rated: |
PG-13 |
| Released By: |
Columbia
Pictures |
| Kiddie Movie: |
A waste of time. |
| Date Movie: |
A waste of time. |
| Gratuitous Sex: |
A waste of time. |
| Gratuitous
Violence: |
A waste of time. |
| Action: |
A waste of time. |
| Laughs: |
A waste of time. |
| Memorable
Scene: |
A waste of time. |
| Memorable
Quote: |
A waste of time. |
| Directed By: |
McG |
| Produced By: |
Leonard Goldberg, Drew Barrymore,
Nancy Juvonen |
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Charlie's Angels
A Movie Review |
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I won’t waste much of your time and I’m taking
The
Dude on the Left’s advice and not wasting much of my time,
because, well, he found "Charlie’s Angels" a complete
waste of time.
Here’s what he told me. The Angles don’t have guns, they can
dodge bullets, the story is stupid, and poor Bill Murray, how the
mighty have fallen. He said "Charlie’s Angels" was kinda
like "The Matrix" but without the cool storyline and that,
well, it was a cheesy as you’d expect but not really in a funny
way. The thing he found most entertaining was a comment during the
movie when a guy on the plane complained about the in-flight movie,
a remake of "T.J. Hooker", and how he wished they would
stop making movies of bad ‘80s TV shows.
The Dude on the Left said he’d give the movie 1 star out of 5.
I may still waste my time and go see it some day, and you might
waste your time too, but don’t say you weren’t warned. And that’s
enough wasting of your time and my time writing this review.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right reporting
for The Dude on the Left!! L8R!!! |
