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Down With Love
Movie Stats & Links |
Starring: |
Renée Zellweger, Ewan McGregor,
David Hyde Pierce, Sarah Paulson, Tony Randall, Peter Spruyt |
MPAA Rated: |
PG-13 |
Released By: |
20th Century Fox |
Web Site: |
www.down-with-love.com |
Kiddie Movie: |
Little girls might
like it, but there's still some sex things that might be
better for teens. |
Date Movie: |
She'll drag you
along and still not like it. |
Gratuitous Sex: |
There's a remake
of a famous talking on the phone scene from the "Pillow Talk"
days, but this one is pretty dirty. |
Gratuitous
Violence: |
Nah. |
Action: |
Nah. |
Laughs: |
Nah. |
Memorable
Scene: |
Nah. |
Memorable
Quote: |
Nah. |
Directed By: |
Peyton Reed |
Produced By: |
Bruce Cohen |
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Down With Love
A Movie Review |
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Alright, I’m not one to know exactly what people think
when they chose a film to be in, but you have to wonder if Ewan
McGregor longed for his
"Moulin Rouge" days and Renee Zellweger longed
for her "Chicago" days, looking at "Down With Love" and saying "I get
to sing again. Great! Oh, by the way, what’s the story about?" It’s
not that "Down With Love" is a horrible film, and I can like a
romantic comedy with the best of them, but after revealing the giant
plot twist, and giving an ending that would have really showed the
empowering of women, the movie went back to being a cookie-cutter
romance and finished exactly how you would think it would.Pretty
much here’s how the story goes. Zellweger plays Barbara Novak. She’s
just written a book telling women how to control their man. McGregor
plays Catcher Block, a womanizing writer able to woo women at a single
look. Novak is set to have an interview with Block, but Block keeps
blowing her off opting for romantic rendezvous with a variety of
women. As such, Novak finds out why Catcher keeps missing their
appointments and vows not to speak with him. Catcher’s problem, and
that of most of the male population, is that Barbara’s book, titled
‘Down With Love’, is becoming a big hit and women are now starting to
withhold sex from their men.
Catcher now knows that the only way to recharge his sex life is to
prove the book a fraud, that women can’t live without love, and the
only way to do this is to get Barbara to fall in love. Since Barbara
has never actually met Catcher, he decides to give himself the name
"Zip Martin," pose as an astronaut, and woo Barbara, and woo he does.
Wining and dining, theatre and ballgames, Catcher is doing his best to
get Barbara to fall in love with Zip. Yea, yea, yea, in the meantime
Catcher is really falling in love with Barbara. Will Barbara find out
Catcher’s plan before he can expose her? Will Catcher give up his plan
to write the expose because he loves Barbara? Will there be some
convoluted plot twist that could have led to a great ending? Will the
filmmakers not end the movie at that great ending point and instead
keep the movie going with Catcher groveling for Barbara to forgive
him? It is for the last question that I just gave up on the movie and
dropped it a star.
They say "Down With Love" is supposed to bring back the sex
comedies that were present in the 60’s, specifically the movie "Pillow
Talk." The people making the movie seemed to have forgotten to do the
math. Let’s see, "Pillow Talk" came out around 1960. Let’s say that
most of the people who saw the movie were older than 20. Well, that
makes most of the people who could relate to the movie over 60. I’m
just guessing that for the most part your typical romantic comedy
audience is a female (dragging her boyfriend kicking and screaming),
between the ages of 20 to 45. How many of them have seen the movie
"Pillow Talk", let alone know it exists? So, I’m thinking a marketing
plan of "Bringing back the sex comedies of the 60’s" really doesn’t
relate. What does relate is a good romantic comedy, specifically the
comedy part. That’s what gets one dudette to go see it, have her tell
two friends, and they tell two friends, and they tell two friends, and
all of a sudden you’ve got a hit. There just doesn’t seem to be a
reason for anyone to tell two friends to see this movie.
The story fell short, sure McGregor and Zellweger looked the role
of the 60’s movie star, but other than some people who haven’t
remodeled their kitchens in forty years, who wants to see a romantic
comedy set in the 60’s? The bright spot in this movie was the neurotic
Peter (David Hyde Pierce), who seemed to be the only comic relief in a
movie that really didn’t have potential for any else. Oh well.
Had the movie ended where I thought it should have, I would have
stretched and given "Down With Love" 2 ½ stars, but with the
cookie-cutter ending I’m knocking this one down to 1 ½ stars out of 5.
It just falls short on too many levels.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!! |