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Legally Blonde
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson
Selma Blair, Raquel Welch |
| MPAA Rated: |
PG-13 |
| Released By: |
MGM |
| Kiddie Movie: |
Kids might be the only ones who
would appreciate and not be insulted by this movie. |
| Date Movie: |
If you are looking for an absence
of violence, nudity, plot, and entertainment then this movie
is for the both of you. |
| Gratuitous Sex: |
This movie had great potential
with the whole Sorority thing, but does not deliver
anything. |
| Gratuitous
Violence: |
It would not have hurt this
already bad movie, but does not exist |
| Action: |
Unfortunately not. |
| Laughs: |
Not really. Maybe I just need to
get in touch with my girly self. |
| Memorable
Scene: |
Actually, the "Admissions
Video" scene was cute. |
| Memorable
Quote: |
Sorry, no. My brain went numb. |
| Directed By: |
Robert Luketic |
| Produced By: |
Marc Platt, Ric
Kidnet |
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Legally Blonde
A Movie Review |
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MPAA Rated - PG-13 |
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It's 1:36 Long |
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| A Review by |
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Stu Gotz |
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Did you ever see one of those "Ernest
Movies"? You know like "Ernest Goes to Jail" and
such? Ok... How about the movie "Clueless"? Well,
"Legally Blonde" is kind of like "Clueless goes to
Law School."
After making what I thought was a brilliant splash in the movie
"Election", Reese Witherspoon is back in the highly
predictable and hugely disappointing movie "Legally
Blonde." I don't want to have to waste any more time in my life
with this movie so I will VERY BRIEFLY explain it to you.
Reese plays Elle Woods who is a beauty school bimbo with brains.
When her arrogant ass of a boyfriend dumps her, well, she sets out
to win him back. To do this she works real hard and gets into
Harvard Law School. There she is treated like an air-head princess,
but in the end court room scene (which made the ridiculous "Big
Daddy" courtroom scene look like a brilliant episode of
"Perry Mason") she shows everyone that blonde does not
equal stupid. Yippee!
Mom always said "If you don't have anything nice to say,
then don't say anything at all." So with that in mind I can
tell you that I did manage to sit through and endure this entire
movie. I don't doubt that this movie will do well for a couple of
weeks, hitting it big with the "teeny-bopper" crowd, but
there is no reason mom and dad should have to stick around and waste
good money on seeing the flick. Just drop off the kiddies and head
to the mall to kill some time instead. I give "Legally
Blonde" 1 1/2 stars out of 5 stars
I'm Stu Gotz. It's not a great movie. 'Nuff said.
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